TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #401 What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #402 You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!' Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #403 Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #404 I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!! Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #405 Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #406 That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times. Anonymous
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #407 They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration." Anonymous
They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration." Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #408 I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense. Anonymous
I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #409 Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #410 Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #411 Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today. Anonymous
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #412 You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #413 You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #414 I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten. Anonymous
I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #415 I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here. Anonymous
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #417 People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #418 Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #420 I know my limits. I don't always obey them, but I know them. Anonymous