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Today, I asked my phone, “Siri, why am I still single?” It activated the front-facing camera.

Katakot naman hehe

Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur’s court? Sir Cumference. 😃😁

Question :How you turn pussycat into a fish? Answer : Don't wash it for few days... 😆

Lolo and Lola having thier breakfast in bed after s3x Lola : Alam mo hanggang ngayon nag-iinit pari ang dib dib ko sa ito Lolo : Paanong hindi iinit yan eh, nakasawsaw ang dede mo sa kape

Whahahaha funny lods

matakot talaga pakawalan kasi kapag lumabas e malakas ang arrive.. :D

Yes indeed.. it would be his last heavenly moment before joining the creator.. :D

Passengers on board a Boeing 747 flight began to complain about the aircraft’s new lavatory configuration, which included a window. A female passenger approached a cabin crew member and said that the aircraft lavatory should either have blinds...

nice try ko ito sa crush ko ngayon haha

Miss para sa akin isa kang utot, kasi natatakot akong pakawalan ka eh! 😂💩

Nag crave ka tuloy pati sa ulam

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Haha sakit naman magpatattoo

What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race? You're toast!

Ako din po salamat fhaisalle09@gmail.com

Hello looking po ng Cánvá ρrø kahit may bayad po t.y. po