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I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this."
Anonymous

 

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True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people... together.
Anonymous

 

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Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
Anonymous

 

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Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone.
Anonymous

 

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.
Anonymous

 

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.
Anonymous

 

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My best friends are like fairy tales, they've been there since once upon a time and will be there until forever after.
Anonymous

 

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Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.
Anonymous

 

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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.
Anonymous

 

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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Anonymous

 

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Want someone to stop texting you? Send back 'SERVICE ERROR 305: DELIVERY FAILED, FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED AT A RATE OF $1 PER MESSAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT."
Anonymous

 

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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.
Anonymous

 

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Good friends are like stars, you can't always see them but you know they're there.
Anonymous

 

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True friends are like diamonds - bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.
Nicole Richie

 

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I am going to make a very beautiful life for myself, no matter what it takes.
Anonymous

 

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It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them.
Anonymous

 

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I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.
Anonymous

 

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Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?
Anonymous

 

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All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.
Anonymous

 

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I don't understand why judges get ρáíd so much, others judge me for free.
Anonymous