TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #521 I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #522 I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #523 Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. Anonymous
Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #524 What's your best non-swearing insult? I hope you step on a Lego. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #525 My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is. Anonymous
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #526 Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago? Anonymous
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago? Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #527 I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly. Anonymous
I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #528 Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #529 If you can't remember my name, just say "Chocolate" and I'll turn around. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #530 If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #531 Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #532 If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #533 Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #534 Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #535 I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #537 My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #538 There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing. Anonymous
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing. Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #539 "Revenge" sounds so mean, that's why I prefer to call it "Returning the favor." Anonymous
TS TS C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 #540 Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board. Anonymous
Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board. Anonymous