🔒 Closed Anonymous Cool Random Humor Funny Quotes (English)

[Wraebach]

i like this one. sounds stupid. made me laugh.

 

[Wraebach]

you got me here.... yey!

 

[Genesis Storm]

ang witty nya HAHAHA

 

[Genesis Storm]

kasama na ko sa 85% na yun HAHAHA

 

[Genesis Storm]

mga kapatid mo na walang ambag sa bahay hahahah

 

[Genesis Storm]

true hahaha, nakakapagod din minsan, pero laban lang

 

[Genesis Storm]

siguro lahat makakarelate hahaha

 

[Genesis Storm]

lt yun ah hahaha, sumakto hahaha

 

[Genesis Storm]

when reality smacks you hahaha

 

[Genesis Storm]

paglutang ka talaga ganyan hahaha

 

[Genesis Storm]

bagsak ka pagkatapos hahaha

 

[Genesis Storm]

pakitaan mo nga ts ng pagiging englisherist mo hahahaha

 

[Genesis Storm]

tama tama hahaha

 

[Genesis Storm]

magandang idea hahaha

 

[Cartridge]

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad. Anonymous -

 

[Cartridge]

Always be positive. Trips down the stairs Whew, I got down those stairs fast. Anonymous

 

[Cartridge]

If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.

 

[Cartridge]

Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.

 

[Cartridge]

Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.

 

[Cartridge]

I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."