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a flight attendant began checking the cabin before take off. A guy asked her...
"please remind my gf to take her heart *****, she's in business class seat #8"
The attendant assured the guy to do so. After take off, she approached the girl in seat #8.
"miss, remember to take your heart *****"
Girl: how did you know that i have a heart complication?
attendant: your bf told me to remind you.
(the girl cried...
attendant: is there something wrong?
Girl: my bf is dead... his body in this plane, i'll bring him home to his family!

"please remind my gf to take her heart *****, she's in business class seat #8"
The attendant assured the guy to do so. After take off, she approached the girl in seat #8.
"miss, remember to take your heart *****"
Girl: how did you know that i have a heart complication?
attendant: your bf told me to remind you.
(the girl cried...
attendant: is there something wrong?
Girl: my bf is dead... his body in this plane, i'll bring him home to his family!

. Buti pa maghiwalay kesa mamatayan ka ng bf
Para yung sa kapitbahay nmn nmin... Dumating galing abroad, inapproached ng mga kaibigan nila sa bahay nila sinabihan sya ng "Buti pa ang multo at nagpaparamdam e ikaw dumating at dumating di man lang nagparamdam".. ang ibig sabihin pala ng paramdam na sinasabi nila e magpainom sya...