PHWhy was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What do the Mafia and pus-sies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
Why did God give men pen-ises?
So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.
How is life like a pe-nis?
Your girlfriend makes it hard.
What did the O say to the Q?
Dude, your di-ck’s hanging out.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blo wjob.
How is a push-up b ra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
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For fingering a minor.
What do the Mafia and pus-sies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
Why did God give men pen-ises?
So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.
How is life like a pe-nis?
Your girlfriend makes it hard.
What did the O say to the Q?
Dude, your di-ck’s hanging out.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blo wjob.
How is a push-up b ra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
pa hit naman ng like button kung napatawa kayo.