PHlightning27
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One day, a farmer noticed his chicken kept disappearing every morning.
So he decided to stay up all night and catch the thief.
At exactly 2:00 AM, he heard a noise.
CRACK… CRACK… CRACK…
He looked around.
Nothing.
Then suddenly, a chicken walked out of the darkness carrying a flashlight.
The farmer froze.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
The chicken looked at him and said:
“Looking for the eggs.”
The farmer stared at him.
“Why do you need a flashlight?”
The chicken sighed.
“Because I’m looking for the hard-boiled ones.”
The farmer immediately called the police.
Not because of the chicken…
But because he realized his chicken was smarter than him.
So he decided to stay up all night and catch the thief.
At exactly 2:00 AM, he heard a noise.
CRACK… CRACK… CRACK…
He looked around.
Nothing.
Then suddenly, a chicken walked out of the darkness carrying a flashlight.
The farmer froze.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
The chicken looked at him and said:
“Looking for the eggs.”
The farmer stared at him.
“Why do you need a flashlight?”
The chicken sighed.
“Because I’m looking for the hard-boiled ones.”
The farmer immediately called the police.
Not because of the chicken…
But because he realized his chicken was smarter than him.