PHIn a New York sidewalk, a
Filipino is enjoying a hearty
breakfast "
coffee, croissants, toast, butter,
jam, etc.
While an American, chewing a
gum, sat next to him and started
an
unwanted conversation...
American: You Filipinos eat the
whole bread?
Filipino: Of course!
American: (Blowing bubbles
with his gum) we don't. We,
Americans only
eat what's inside. The crust we
collect in a container, recycle,
make
these into croissantsand sell
these to the Philippines.
American: Do you eat jam with
bread?
Filipino: Of course!
American: (Chuckling and
crackling his gum between his
teeth) we don't.
Americans eat fruitsat
breakfast, put all the peels, seeds
and
leftovers into containers, turn
these into jam and sell it to the
Philippines
.
Filipino: Do you have *** in
America?
American: Of course, we do!
Filipino: What do you do with
the ******s?
American: We throwthem, of
course!
Filipino: We don't. In the
Philippines, we put them into
containers,
recycle them, turn them into
chewing gums and sell it to
America...
Filipino is enjoying a hearty
breakfast "
coffee, croissants, toast, butter,
jam, etc.
While an American, chewing a
gum, sat next to him and started
an
unwanted conversation...
American: You Filipinos eat the
whole bread?
Filipino: Of course!
American: (Blowing bubbles
with his gum) we don't. We,
Americans only
eat what's inside. The crust we
collect in a container, recycle,
make
these into croissantsand sell
these to the Philippines.
American: Do you eat jam with
bread?
Filipino: Of course!
American: (Chuckling and
crackling his gum between his
teeth) we don't.
Americans eat fruitsat
breakfast, put all the peels, seeds
and
leftovers into containers, turn
these into jam and sell it to the
Philippines
.
Filipino: Do you have *** in
America?
American: Of course, we do!
Filipino: What do you do with
the ******s?
American: We throwthem, of
course!
Filipino: We don't. In the
Philippines, we put them into
containers,
recycle them, turn them into
chewing gums and sell it to
America...
