🔒 Closed I like the way you think

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Kozuki Oden

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in school. .

Teacher: Juan, if there were five birds on a fence and you shot one, how many were left?

Juan: none because the others will fly away.

Teacher: wrong! The answer is four but I like the way you think.

then Juan asked the teacher back. .

Juan: I have a question ma'am. .if three women are eating ice cream, the first one is licking, the second one is biting and the last one is sucking, which one is married?

Teacher: (answered nervously) well, the one sucking the ice cream.

Juan: no ma'am you're wrong! the one with the wedding ring on her finger is married, but I like the way you think.



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