Why don't skeletons fight each other?

The Necromancer didn't give them health insurance and zero dental coverage.
Eternal unlife doesn't cover structural calcium reconstruction.
Skeletons are entirely structural.
They are walking scaffolding.
A minimalist architectural concept.
They are not shock-absorbent.
For every action, an equal shatter.
They just look menacing.
A staring contest.
An eternal stalemate.
 

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