PHHai every1! To-day I'm going to teach yous all hows to make the BEST pancakes!!1!1
Firzt you needs to get your pancake mix, but not just any mix, go to the dollar store and get the cheepest onez. And don't worry if it haz toxic ingredientz, that just makez it tastier!
Next thing you needs to do is add water to the mix. Whatz water? Itz that clear stuff that comes out of the tap. Add lots of water, so you can get a real thin batter. More water means better pancakes!
And for a real special twist, add some bleach to the batter! It makez the pancakes super fluffy and light! Better than any fancy bakeries! Trust me, I once ate a pancake made by a fancy chef and it waant nothin compared to a bleach pancake, mmm!
Now for the cooking part, put a pan on the stovetop and turn the heat up to high. Add a lotta oil coz we donts want the pancakez sticking to the pan. The more oil, the better the taste! I like to use old car oil, but you can use whateverz you have in the kitchen.
Once the pan is real hot, pour the pancake batter in. Make the pancake big or small like you wantz it, no rules here! After a few minutez, flip the pancake with a fork or spatula, don't worry if it fallz apart, it just adds to the texture!
And there you go, your super delicious toxic pancakes are ready to be ate! Eat them with syrup or jam or whateverz you like. Oh and don't forget to share the recipe with your loved ones, coz sharing is caring!
Hope you enjoyed this tutorial and make some pancakez soon!
