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Honorary Poster
The Girl Who Treats You Like A Brother: She crashes on your couch or in your bed whenever she wants, and is happy to help you navigate the waters of what to wear. Sheâll laze through your life as if it is her own, and always mentions that sheâs so glad you guys are good friends. (Youâll hear the emphasis on the good, not the friends, and it will make you feel hopeful.) No matter how much you think that all of these are open invites, sheâs still going to also ask for your advice when it comes to other guys sheâs into. Trying to get on that roster always seems like a pipe dream because the guys she âgoes forâ are nothing like you. No matter how much youâd like to convince her that dating to type is bad, thatâs a path of self-destruction sheâs going to have to figure out on her own. You canât help her.
The Girl Who Your Mom Would Love: Sure, sheâs nice, kind, and sweet, and makes your bed for you as a surprise, but just because you can bring her home to mom doesnât mean sheâs perfect for you. As tempting as it is to want to do your parents proud and marry a girl so that your kids have the same childhood experience that you would, trying to recreate the past and live your glory days is a recipe for disaster. Your parents had a lot of struggles behind the scenes, dude (yes, even if theyâre still together) and chances are your momâs gonna love any girl whom you genuinely love. Sheâll be proud of you for just treating a woman right. Go from there.
The Girl Who Is Your Polar Opposite: Youâll see her at a party â some coworker brought her â and sheâs the only tattoos and exposed skin in a sea of suits and shift dresses. You think sheâs crazy, unfiltered, and so very refreshing from your normal 9-to-6 life, and she thinks your schedule and gym sessions and shoe trees arefunny, in part because they are so against what she has come to call normal. But then again, you donât think sheâs normal either â and thatâs why you like her. Whether youâre dating her to shock the rest of your straight-laced friends or because youâre stagnant in your own life, no amount of her manic pixie dust is going to rub off on you. She canât live your life for you, and you need to learn how to be a little crazy on your own.
The Friend With Benefits: You guys have hooked up a few times and then didnât talk for weeks. The only time you text each other is at 10pm to see if the other is busy is with someone else. If not, then you hook up. Thereâs no basis for the relationship other than you find each other physically attractive. The thing is, you have other girls like this and she has other guys like this. Donât complicate it with feelings that arenât there â and no matter how âusedâ either of you feel, complicating this codependence with meaning will only make you feel worse. This isnât Pretty Woman.
The One Who Is Always Just Out Of Your Grasp: Youâll text a little and see if sheâs got plans later this weekend, but you know sheâll always be vague and say âyeah, that sounds coolâ or simply just âmaybe.â Instead, you try to play the cool guy and suggest youâll see her around, but come 11 pm, she has stopped replying to texts. You know sheâs around somewhere, though. And as much as her aloof nature pisses you off, youâll wind up wondering what it would take for her to give your her undivided time. So you keep trying, but you eventually delete her number. She has a sixth sense for this and will text you to say hi a minute after you do. Youâll only ever be on each otherâs peripherals, but never in plain sight.
Your Best Friendâs Ex: Seriously, how many girls are there in the world and youâre going to choose to go after someone that broke your best friendâs heart? If it was a just a few dates, thatâs no big deal, but if it was a serious breakup, stay away. Not because of any sort of code, but how is he supposed to get over her if all of a sudden sheâs back in his life with his close friend? Life is notHow I Met Your Mother. If youâre going to choose someone over your best friend then youâd better plan on marrying them and finding a new best man.
The Young Girl: Youâre almost 30 and a ******* hot 20 year-old comes along and you think youâve found The One. You havenât. Itâs swell that she also likes to play video games and smoke weed, but thereâs way too much life experiences in between those 10 years. Youâre going to want to start calming down and sheâs going to want to be young and make mistakes and figure out her life. This isnât a diss on 20 year-olds at all, but you guys are going to constantly be frustrated with one another because youâre at COMPLETELY different phases of your life. If itâs a casual, fun thing, thatâs fine, but donât plan falling for a girl that was learning cursive when you were in calc.
The On Again Off Again: You know the girl that youâve tried to date, but every time it turns into a huge disaster. Even though you know youâre not compatible at all, you go through this cycle of really liking each other, getting frustrated because you run into the same problems, breaking up, missing each other, then starting all over again. Itâs never going to work out, no matter how many times you do the same thing. Youâre an L shaped Tetris piece and sheâs a Lego. Itâs not that either of you are bad, but youâre always going to drive each other insane.
The Girl Who Your Mom Would Love: Sure, sheâs nice, kind, and sweet, and makes your bed for you as a surprise, but just because you can bring her home to mom doesnât mean sheâs perfect for you. As tempting as it is to want to do your parents proud and marry a girl so that your kids have the same childhood experience that you would, trying to recreate the past and live your glory days is a recipe for disaster. Your parents had a lot of struggles behind the scenes, dude (yes, even if theyâre still together) and chances are your momâs gonna love any girl whom you genuinely love. Sheâll be proud of you for just treating a woman right. Go from there.
The Girl Who Is Your Polar Opposite: Youâll see her at a party â some coworker brought her â and sheâs the only tattoos and exposed skin in a sea of suits and shift dresses. You think sheâs crazy, unfiltered, and so very refreshing from your normal 9-to-6 life, and she thinks your schedule and gym sessions and shoe trees arefunny, in part because they are so against what she has come to call normal. But then again, you donât think sheâs normal either â and thatâs why you like her. Whether youâre dating her to shock the rest of your straight-laced friends or because youâre stagnant in your own life, no amount of her manic pixie dust is going to rub off on you. She canât live your life for you, and you need to learn how to be a little crazy on your own.
The Friend With Benefits: You guys have hooked up a few times and then didnât talk for weeks. The only time you text each other is at 10pm to see if the other is busy is with someone else. If not, then you hook up. Thereâs no basis for the relationship other than you find each other physically attractive. The thing is, you have other girls like this and she has other guys like this. Donât complicate it with feelings that arenât there â and no matter how âusedâ either of you feel, complicating this codependence with meaning will only make you feel worse. This isnât Pretty Woman.
The One Who Is Always Just Out Of Your Grasp: Youâll text a little and see if sheâs got plans later this weekend, but you know sheâll always be vague and say âyeah, that sounds coolâ or simply just âmaybe.â Instead, you try to play the cool guy and suggest youâll see her around, but come 11 pm, she has stopped replying to texts. You know sheâs around somewhere, though. And as much as her aloof nature pisses you off, youâll wind up wondering what it would take for her to give your her undivided time. So you keep trying, but you eventually delete her number. She has a sixth sense for this and will text you to say hi a minute after you do. Youâll only ever be on each otherâs peripherals, but never in plain sight.
Your Best Friendâs Ex: Seriously, how many girls are there in the world and youâre going to choose to go after someone that broke your best friendâs heart? If it was a just a few dates, thatâs no big deal, but if it was a serious breakup, stay away. Not because of any sort of code, but how is he supposed to get over her if all of a sudden sheâs back in his life with his close friend? Life is notHow I Met Your Mother. If youâre going to choose someone over your best friend then youâd better plan on marrying them and finding a new best man.
The Young Girl: Youâre almost 30 and a ******* hot 20 year-old comes along and you think youâve found The One. You havenât. Itâs swell that she also likes to play video games and smoke weed, but thereâs way too much life experiences in between those 10 years. Youâre going to want to start calming down and sheâs going to want to be young and make mistakes and figure out her life. This isnât a diss on 20 year-olds at all, but you guys are going to constantly be frustrated with one another because youâre at COMPLETELY different phases of your life. If itâs a casual, fun thing, thatâs fine, but donât plan falling for a girl that was learning cursive when you were in calc.
The On Again Off Again: You know the girl that youâve tried to date, but every time it turns into a huge disaster. Even though you know youâre not compatible at all, you go through this cycle of really liking each other, getting frustrated because you run into the same problems, breaking up, missing each other, then starting all over again. Itâs never going to work out, no matter how many times you do the same thing. Youâre an L shaped Tetris piece and sheâs a Lego. Itâs not that either of you are bad, but youâre always going to drive each other insane.
