yarm _-

chinese says: if you want to be lucky, learn "FUNSOY" if you want to be rich, play "PUSOY" if you want to be healthy, eat "CHOPSUY" if u want to be hapi, "TXTMOKOHOY"..

A fat lady asked her bf what she looked like.. the boy replied: "you look like a GOD." the fat lady smiled.. Giggled and blushed then asked" sinung GOD? Aphrodite? Venus? who? the boy looked deeply in her eyes.. touched her belly and said.. "buddah"..

sa araw ng kasal mo, ano ang gagampanan ko? pili ka: a. aswa b. bestman c.bride's maid d. maid of honor e.ring bearer f. ninang/ninong h.pari i. attendee j. yung taong sisigaw ng "tigil ang kasal"

Everytime you miss me just put your right hand infront of your heart close your eyes and feel the beat.. ready, BAYANG MAGILIW ,HANDA AWIT!!

i was walking when i saw some1.. so cute eye catcher.. head turner ..so telegenice! so much like a celebrity! pglapit ko. nauntog ako..shocks! mirror..

on Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:56 pm by darkside808FAQ Sino ang mas kawawa? ‘Yung taong iniwan ng mahal niya o ‘yung taong nagmahal ng walang gusto sa kanya? Pareho lang, di ba? Mas kawawa ‘yung taong bihis na bihis na, tapos, hindi naman pala kasama!

Para kang asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can’t get you off my head. Para lang BMW, you drive me crazy. Ikaw ay parang pustiso kasi I can’t smile without you.

Here are things na wish mo sabihin sayo ng parents mo. 1. Anak, bumangon ka na male-late ka na. Pero kung ina-antok ka pa sige matulog ka nalang, sa next period ka nalang pumasok. 2. O, eto allowance mo oh. May dagdag na na pang-gimik yan. 3. Amoy ******* ka na naman!? Nag-jamming na naman...

Sabi Airforce: “No Guts No Glory!” Sabi Marines: “No Retreat No Surrender!” Sabi Army: “No Pain, No Gain!” naks! ayaw patalo Security Guards: “No I.D . No Entry!”

English Movies Translated to Tagalog 1. Black hawk down - ibong maitim sa ibaba 2. dead man's chest - dede ng patay 3. i know what you did last summer - uyyyyy... aminin! 4. love, actually - sa totoo lang, mahal kita 5. million dollar baby - 50 million pisong sanggol (depende sa exchange rate)...

Take care of yourself, eat on time, take your vitamin, exercise, ligo ka, kain ka gulay and fruits, wag paulan at puyat. ingat pgtawid yoko mapahamak ka mababawasan fans ko.

When i was lost you were there, when i was down, you were there, when i was brokenhearted, you were there, when i got sick u were there... aba! di kaya ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko!

Three rebel leaders were killed. They are Abu Sado, Abu Rido and Abu Kado... They are now looking for Abu Loy. Abu Nohan mo muna, pwede?

You - cute You = hot You = sweet You = intelligent You = amazing You = perfect Me = liar

on Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:16 pm by username12909 What is love? MATHEMATICIAN: love is undefined. PHYSICIST: love is d force of atracxon btwn 2 hearts. CHEMIST: love is d saturated solution of feelings. PROGRAMER: love is a bug of everything. NOLI DE CASTRO: Pag-ibig ba kabayan? Murang pabahay yan!

PUSO: mahal ko talaga siya. ISIP: alam ko,sobra pa nga diba? PUSO: alam m0 pala,bakit pilit mo pa siyang kinakalimutan? ISIP: kasi ayaw na kitang masaktan. STOMACH: sa sobra m0ng pgmamahal di kana kumakain,tulala pa. LIVER: korek,palagi ka pang umiin0m, naaapektuhan na kami ni kidney. LUNGS: ako...

Want a Lover? NURSE: can cure a heartbroken & care for you MASCOM: who can speak about love LAWYER: who can justify love PMA: who can protect love ENGINEER: who can measure, design & build love to a better one TEACHER: can teach you how to move on & love agent Eto mas astig… HRM: who can...

on Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:15 pm by username12909 hirAp magsabi ng “sorry” hirAp magsabi ng “mahaL kita” hirAp magsabi ng “kaiLangan kita” pero naLaman ko pinakamahirap paLang sabihin yung Lower Rural Ruler nG 10times na mabilis!totoo!Try mo!

If u want to remove your pimples, wrinkles, face marks and seven signs of aging .. Try.... ADOBE PHOTOSHOP.

Anak: tay penge pera, bili ako ng sucherya!!! Tatay: umayos ka nga!!! kakahiya ka!! baka may makarinig. hindi sucherya tawag dun... Anak: ano po?? Tatay: JUMPFUDS!!!