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    🔒 Closed Naku nga,...

    When i was lost you were there, when i was down, you were there, when i was brokenhearted, you were there, when i got sick u were there... aba! di kaya ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko!
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    🔒 Closed News update

    Three rebel leaders were killed. They are Abu Sado, Abu Rido and Abu Kado... They are now looking for Abu Loy. Abu Nohan mo muna, pwede?
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    🔒 Closed Yan talaga... totoo!hahaha..

    You - cute You = hot You = sweet You = intelligent You = amazing You = perfect Me = liar
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    🔒 Closed Love is all about ... :d

    on Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:16 pm by username12909 What is love? MATHEMATICIAN: love is undefined. PHYSICIST: love is d force of atracxon btwn 2 hearts. CHEMIST: love is d saturated solution of feelings. PROGRAMER: love is a bug of everything. NOLI DE CASTRO: Pag-ibig ba kabayan? Murang pabahay yan!
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    🔒 Closed Nagdradrama

    PUSO: mahal ko talaga siya. ISIP: alam ko,sobra pa nga diba? PUSO: alam m0 pala,bakit pilit mo pa siyang kinakalimutan? ISIP: kasi ayaw na kitang masaktan. STOMACH: sa sobra m0ng pgmamahal di kana kumakain,tulala pa. LIVER: korek,palagi ka pang umiin0m, naaapektuhan na kami ni kidney. LUNGS: ako...
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    🔒 Closed Ayus, this is it lol

    Want a Lover? NURSE: can cure a heartbroken & care for you MASCOM: who can speak about love LAWYER: who can justify love PMA: who can protect love ENGINEER: who can measure, design & build love to a better one TEACHER: can teach you how to move on & love agent Eto mas astig… HRM: who can...
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    🔒 Closed Hirap :'d

    on Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:15 pm by username12909 hirAp magsabi ng “sorry” hirAp magsabi ng “mahaL kita” hirAp magsabi ng “kaiLangan kita” pero naLaman ko pinakamahirap paLang sabihin yung Lower Rural Ruler nG 10times na mabilis!totoo!Try mo!
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    🔒 Closed Edited ^_^

    If u want to remove your pimples, wrinkles, face marks and seven signs of aging .. Try.... ADOBE PHOTOSHOP.
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    🔒 Closed Tatay at anak

    Anak: tay penge pera, bili ako ng sucherya!!! Tatay: umayos ka nga!!! kakahiya ka!! baka may makarinig. hindi sucherya tawag dun... Anak: ano po?? Tatay: JUMPFUDS!!!
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    🔒 Closed Name jokes

    hay grabe, nauuso na talaga ang mga celebrity name jokes! Anchor-Tis; Lo waist-Manzano; A friend-“Bata” Reyes; Some-Milby; Money-Pacquiao; Sori na-Dalrymple; If-P>J; Its hard-Gutierrez; Few-lo Pascual; Tama na! Basta, eto lang masasabi ko. Grabe na ka-corny. Korni na talaga...
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    🔒 Closed Nice name :d

    a couple had 3 kids named somebody, nobody and crazy. nobody was the favorite. somebody was jeloused, so he killed nobody. crazy saw what happened, then he called the cops & said... "hello police? somebody called nobody!" the cop said.. "are you crazy ?!" he said .. "yes, i'm crazy".
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    🔒 Closed :d

    NO ID NO ENTRY Questiom: Bakit ang sign na: NO ID NO ENTRY na nakikita sa mga school ay hindi tinatagalog? Answer: Kasi pag tinagalog yan: WALA ID WALA PASOK...........
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    🔒 Closed Kawawa naman :d

    Kapag umiiyak ang baby, i PAMPERS mo! Kapag umiiyak pa rin, i KIMBIES mo! Pag ayaw pa ring tumigil sa pag-iyak aba'y, i HUGGIES mo na!!
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    🔒 Closed Pasaway na bata

    Mommy , mommy pde ba ko punta america?? mommy: uu naman isip ka muna apat na english words… kinabukasan…… bata: mommy,mommy naka isip na ko!! mommy: anu yun anak?? bata: 1. I’m batman!! 2. In the trash can 3. Come on baby,! Come on baby,! 4.One more time! maya-maya pumunta na sya sa...
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    🔒 Closed American version

    on Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:13 pm by darkside808FAQ Dahil sa nananatiling "Colonial Mentality" ng ating mga kababayan, marami ang nagpapalit ng kanilang mga pangalan matapos silang sumumpa ng kanilang US citizenship. Sa ibaba nito ay mga halimbawa ng mga datihang Pilipino na tuluyan ng itinakwil and...
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    🔒 Closed Taglish

    American english: Eat All You Can, don't be shy, feel at home! IN TAGALOG: kain lang kayo ng kain, walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to!
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    🔒 Closed *******ic son's letter to his dad

    Beer dad, Gin na 'ko mag-iinom whisky kelan man. Tanduayan mo yan. Your San, Miguel Ok.. last na to.. bye! Hahah... thank you sa mga korni ko jokes! :)
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    🔒 Closed Gets niyo eto.. hahaha!

    Contemplate - konte ang mga pinggan Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol Ice Buko - ayus ang buhok ko Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya Devastation - sakayan ng bus Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas Statue - Ikaw ba yan? Tissue - Ikaw nga! Predicate -...
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    🔒 Closed Most of these japanese words are adopted by filipino language.

    on Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:11 pm by kalikotert Most of these Japanese words are adopted by Filipino language. I'm warning you - makikitamo Where are we going? - San-batayo? Stewardees - Oto-san Is this your car? - Otomoto? This is my car - Otokoto Sugar daddy/mommy - Otooto Is this your...
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    🔒 Closed Di ko to namiss :'d

    i miss the TIMES..... yes the times..... and also the MINUS.... lalo na yung... DIBAY-DIBAY BA YUN????????
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