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Roses are red Violets are blue when your parents told you are beautiful they are lying to you :):)

Did you know that the oxford dictionary updated the definition of the following words: Divorce: future tense of marriage. *********: a pinch of ******* rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other. Lecture: an art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to...

May dalang chess set si buboy. Yayain niya si fredo. BUBOY: chess tayo. FREDO: ayoko na, kulang ng tatlong pawns ang chess mo. Nakakalito. BUBOY: wait mo ako, bili ako ng pawns. FREDO: saan ka naman bibili ng mga pawns lang? BUBOY: saan pa.. e di sa PAWNSHOP!

reasons why the government gives discounts to senior citizens: 1. Food - marami ng bawal 2. Transportation - nahirapan ng sumakay 3. Groceries - 'di na kayang buhatin 4. Cinema - malabo ng mata 5. Concerts - mahina nang pandinig 6. Gamot - hindi mailunok 7. Hotels - anong gagawin naman doon...

If you're rejected - accept If you feel unloved - let go If they choose someone or something over you - move on Remember that: "In every NO from someone, is a YES to someone better.."

Misis: honey, pagkatapos mo kumain hugasan mo naman ang mga plato ha.. Mister: alam mo honey ang paghuhugas ng plato ay gawain ng mga babae at hindi ng mga lalake. Kaya nga di ba Joy ang pangalan ng dishwashing liquid diba? Misis: ah ganun ba? Sige bukas maglalaba ka.. Bumili kasi ako ng sabon...