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    🔒 Closed Paul vs american guy

    American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino: American: Use my name four times in a sentence! Pedro: Paul, be carePaul, you might Paul in the swimming Paul.. :)
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    🔒 Closed Pedro & foreigner

    Pedro bumps a foreigner Pedro: ay sorry Foreigner: sorry too Pedro: sorry 3 Foreigner: what are you sorry for? Pedro: sorry 5 Foreigner: i think you are sick! Pedro: hahahaha! sick daw, seven sunod! :)
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    🔒 Closed Hahaha! waley...

    Kapag may kaaway ka, tandaan mo… dito lang ako… dito lang talaga ako… tapos diyan ka lang, wag kang pupunta dito! baka madamay ako!
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    🔒 Closed Exit and entrance

    kapag madami ang hadlang sa landas na gusto mong tahakin, kapag ang lahat ay nakakabangga mo at kumokontra sa’yo! wag kang makulit, EXIT yan! dun ka sa ENTRANCE!
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    🔒 Closed :'d

    pababayaan mo ba maging friends lang ang turing mo sa kanya? kahit na mahal mo siya? wag kang duwag! tinulak mo pa siya sa iba.. d mo alm nasaktan siya! bakit? nasubsob kaya siya pagtulak mo! pasaway ka talaga! :)
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    🔒 Closed Gantihan lang

    Kapag sinaktan ka niya wag kang mananakit ng iba.. Remember : don’t do unto others what you dont want others do unto you.. Kapag sinaktan ka ulit suntokin mo bigla sabay tadyak! remember: it’s better to give than to receive!
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    🔒 Closed Tatay at anak :'d

    ANAK: ‘Tay , penge ng pera. May project kami. Bibili ako ng “cocomban”. TATAY: Ano ka ba naman. Hangga ngayon “cocomban” pa rin ang tawag mo! ANAK: Ano po ba ang tama? TATAY: Bomb paper!
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    ✍️ Arts/Lit For you, what does it mean being kindness?

    -for me kindness is all about for those you want to help other people and you have a big heart!... :)
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    🔒 Closed Hirap siguro kausapin eto hahah!

    xerox copy na lang hahah!
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    🔒 Closed Roses are red

    Roses are red Violets are blue when your parents told you are beautiful they are lying to you :):)
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    🔒 Closed New oxford dictionary (ay totoo eto salamat sa magbabasa)

    Did you know that the oxford dictionary updated the definition of the following words: Divorce: future tense of marriage. *********: a pinch of ******* rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other. Lecture: an art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to...
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    🔒 Closed Chess and pawns

    May dalang chess set si buboy. Yayain niya si fredo. BUBOY: chess tayo. FREDO: ayoko na, kulang ng tatlong pawns ang chess mo. Nakakalito. BUBOY: wait mo ako, bili ako ng pawns. FREDO: saan ka naman bibili ng mga pawns lang? BUBOY: saan pa.. e di sa PAWNSHOP!
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    ✍️ Arts/Lit Reasons why

    reasons why the government gives discounts to senior citizens: 1. Food - marami ng bawal 2. Transportation - nahirapan ng sumakay 3. Groceries - 'di na kayang buhatin 4. Cinema - malabo ng mata 5. Concerts - mahina nang pandinig 6. Gamot - hindi mailunok 7. Hotels - anong gagawin naman doon...
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    ✍️ Arts/Lit Life tutorial

    If you're rejected - accept If you feel unloved - let go If they choose someone or something over you - move on Remember that: "In every NO from someone, is a YES to someone better.."
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    🔒 Closed Mag asawa kakatapos lang kumain...

    Misis: honey, pagkatapos mo kumain hugasan mo naman ang mga plato ha.. Mister: alam mo honey ang paghuhugas ng plato ay gawain ng mga babae at hindi ng mga lalake. Kaya nga di ba Joy ang pangalan ng dishwashing liquid diba? Misis: ah ganun ba? Sige bukas maglalaba ka.. Bumili kasi ako ng sabon...
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