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Eternal Poster
John Grogan, author of Marley & Me: Life and Love with the World’s Worst Dog, offers this list of reasons you should really own a dog:
1.A dog never asks why you’re late, where you’ve been, why you didn’t call. Even when you act badly, he will greet you with unbridled enthusiasm.
2.Two guys are walking through a park. One is alone. One is with a dog. A beautiful woman approaches. Guess which guy she stops to talk with.
3.He may eat the remote control but will never challenge your authority over it.
4.Ready for Frisbee, any day, any time.
5.Will remind you every hour of every day that it is your life and you should live it for yourself, even if that means occasionally telling your boss to go hump a skunk. When the worst that can happen, happens, he will always have your back.
1.A dog never asks why you’re late, where you’ve been, why you didn’t call. Even when you act badly, he will greet you with unbridled enthusiasm.
2.Two guys are walking through a park. One is alone. One is with a dog. A beautiful woman approaches. Guess which guy she stops to talk with.
3.He may eat the remote control but will never challenge your authority over it.
4.Ready for Frisbee, any day, any time.
5.Will remind you every hour of every day that it is your life and you should live it for yourself, even if that means occasionally telling your boss to go hump a skunk. When the worst that can happen, happens, he will always have your back.
I miss you peachy