🔒 Closed Tawa Time

[Wraebach]

Pedro: Kalokohan! Di ako naniniwala! Walang taong ganun kataba!

Juan: San ang balitang yan?

Pedro: Dito sa dyaryo. Sabi; "British tourist lost 2000 pounds.."



Mrs. Tanoy is very kuripot.

When her husband died, she inquired with the newspaper, asking the price for the obituary.

The ad taker said: "300 pesos for 5 words.."

She said: "Pwede ba 2 words lang? "Tanoy dead"

Ad taker: "No mam. 5 words is the minimum."

After thinking for a while, Mrs. Tanoy said: "Ok, para sulit, ilagay mo,

"TANOY DEAD, TOYOTA FOR SALE "

 

[xo-xo]

lol haha

 

[zaitsev]

sulit ang ad haha