PHChinese: I have 4 wives, 1 more and I have a basketball team.
American: I have 9 wives, 1 more I have a football team.
Pinoy: I have 17 wives, 1 more I have a golf course - 18 holes.
In a rape case, a lady was asked by the lawyer,
Did you scream for help?"
Lady: Yes, sir!
Lawyer: Did anyone come?
Lady: Yes, sir; first he did, then I did!
Q: Anong similarity ng isperm at mayonnaise?
A: Pareho silang galing itlog at parehong Ladies Choice.
American: I have 9 wives, 1 more I have a football team.
Pinoy: I have 17 wives, 1 more I have a golf course - 18 holes.
In a rape case, a lady was asked by the lawyer,
Did you scream for help?"
Lady: Yes, sir!
Lawyer: Did anyone come?
Lady: Yes, sir; first he did, then I did!
Q: Anong similarity ng isperm at mayonnaise?
A: Pareho silang galing itlog at parehong Ladies Choice.
