🔒 Closed Joke Tym :)

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KJames05271996

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1. “Napanaginipan kita kagabi. Nakaupo sa tabi ng ilog, nag-iisa at mukhang mabigat ang loob. Lalapitan sana kita at yayakapin. Pero bigla kang tumayo…
at naghugas ng *****.”

2.Prospective Employer
: So why did you leave your previous job?
Applicant: The company relocated and they did not tell me where!

3.Pinay: Hon, anung gift mo sa akin sa silver anniversary natin?
Asawa: Dadalhin kita sa China.
Pinay: Wow, ang sweet naman. E, sa golden anniversary natin?
Asawa: Susunduin na kita.
 
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Yung no0.3 parang narinig ko na
bago sa akin yung no. 3 hahahahaha
corny, more :)
no. 2 lol
yung 1 salamat dahil ngayun ko lang narinig..more jokes please?. 😂
hahahaa yung number 1 talaga
 
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