PHcutemedievil
Eternal Poster
Me: "Hi! Can I order one PM2, unli-rice please?"
Cashier: "Sure sure, is that all?"
Me: "Yes yes, that is all."
Cashier: "Here's your table number ma'am!"
Me: "Thank you!"
3 cups of rice later~
Me: "Rice please!".
Waiter: "Oh sorry, did we mention our FUP?"
Me: "No, what is that? What does that mean?"
Waiter: "It basically means you can't have more than 3 cups of rice in your current meal."
Me: "I am not aware. But your menu said 'unlimited-rice'!"
Waiter: "We know, but to ensure all our customers receive fair amounts as everyone else, we'd have to enforce our FUP!"
Me: "But why did you put 'unlimited' in there?"
Waiter: "Ma'am, how about this? Instead of cups, we provide you with spoons of rice, is that good enough?"
Me: "..."
Waiter: "No, no, better yet, table spoons of rice. Oh heck with it, we're Globe, we'll provide you grain per grain of rice."
Cashier: "Sure sure, is that all?"
Me: "Yes yes, that is all."
Cashier: "Here's your table number ma'am!"
Me: "Thank you!"
3 cups of rice later~
Me: "Rice please!".
Waiter: "Oh sorry, did we mention our FUP?"
Me: "No, what is that? What does that mean?"
Waiter: "It basically means you can't have more than 3 cups of rice in your current meal."
Me: "I am not aware. But your menu said 'unlimited-rice'!"
Waiter: "We know, but to ensure all our customers receive fair amounts as everyone else, we'd have to enforce our FUP!"
Me: "But why did you put 'unlimited' in there?"
Waiter: "Ma'am, how about this? Instead of cups, we provide you with spoons of rice, is that good enough?"
Me: "..."
Waiter: "No, no, better yet, table spoons of rice. Oh heck with it, we're Globe, we'll provide you grain per grain of rice."
