PHItsmeTiffi
Eternal Poster
More than you ever needed to know about your girls.
How much do you really know about your bre*sts? Sure, you know that people are prone to stare at them, and that they are, let's face it, a lot of fun on their own.
1. Though everyone's taste buds vary, br*ast milk is generally considered to have a sweet flavor, due in large part to the high amounts of lactose.
2. Alas for the smokers out there, ********* smoke is hell on your breasts. It's true; the chemicals in ********* smoke break down the elastin in our bodies, leading to saggier b**bs.
3. There are actually five states where a woman can walk around *******: New York, Hawaii, Texas, Maine, and Ohio (though they might try to pick you up on a public nuisance charge in Texas, unless you're in Austin). There is a whole political movement behind women being ******* in public, called Topfreedom.
4. Among primates, only humans have permanent bre*sts. All other primates only grow full bre*sts for the purpose of feeding their children. So, you know, good for us.
5. Some women can reach orgasm just through n!pple stimulation. In one study published in the Journal of Se*ual Medicine, it was found that for some women self-stimulation triggered the ******* sensory cortex of the brain. Um, yay!
6. Br*ast size is not static. Yes, we all know that if you gain or lose weight, or become *******t, your breasts will grow or shrink. But did you know that your bre*sts can grow by as much as a cup size during PMS? Too bad most of us feel too lousy to enjoy it during that time.
7. Uneven? Don't worry, that's normal. Many women have one br*ast slightly (or not so slightly) larger than the other. It is perfectly normal, so don't fret. Fun fact: For about 65% of women, it happens to be the left bre*st that is larger!
8. They can get dry. The skin over a woman's bre*sts is thinner than that of the rest of her body, with a few exceptions. Because of this, bre*sts are prone to dry skin, so make sure you moisturize!
How much do you really know about your bre*sts? Sure, you know that people are prone to stare at them, and that they are, let's face it, a lot of fun on their own.
1. Though everyone's taste buds vary, br*ast milk is generally considered to have a sweet flavor, due in large part to the high amounts of lactose.
2. Alas for the smokers out there, ********* smoke is hell on your breasts. It's true; the chemicals in ********* smoke break down the elastin in our bodies, leading to saggier b**bs.
3. There are actually five states where a woman can walk around *******: New York, Hawaii, Texas, Maine, and Ohio (though they might try to pick you up on a public nuisance charge in Texas, unless you're in Austin). There is a whole political movement behind women being ******* in public, called Topfreedom.
4. Among primates, only humans have permanent bre*sts. All other primates only grow full bre*sts for the purpose of feeding their children. So, you know, good for us.
5. Some women can reach orgasm just through n!pple stimulation. In one study published in the Journal of Se*ual Medicine, it was found that for some women self-stimulation triggered the ******* sensory cortex of the brain. Um, yay!
6. Br*ast size is not static. Yes, we all know that if you gain or lose weight, or become *******t, your breasts will grow or shrink. But did you know that your bre*sts can grow by as much as a cup size during PMS? Too bad most of us feel too lousy to enjoy it during that time.
7. Uneven? Don't worry, that's normal. Many women have one br*ast slightly (or not so slightly) larger than the other. It is perfectly normal, so don't fret. Fun fact: For about 65% of women, it happens to be the left bre*st that is larger!
8. They can get dry. The skin over a woman's bre*sts is thinner than that of the rest of her body, with a few exceptions. Because of this, bre*sts are prone to dry skin, so make sure you moisturize!
