🔒 Closed Joke muna jan :)

[jake_001]

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Airforce: "No guts, No glory!"

Marines: "No retreat, No surrender!"

Army: "No pain, No gain!"

Naks ayaw patalo ang...

Security Guards: "No I.D, No entry!"


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Pedro: may ka eyebol ako mamaya, ano kaya itsura nya? Kasi sabi nya, may hawig siyang celebrity! “SHA” daw ang palayaw niya!

Juan: jackpot ka pare! Baka Shaina Magdayao o Sharon Cuneta!

(after eyebol, pedro went home…)

Juan: kumusta? Bakit malungkot ka yata?

Pedro: dioniSHA pare!dioniSHA!



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Pedro: Ang tapang talaga ni Paeng! Biro mo,

tumalon sa eroplano nang walang parachute!

Juan: Ohh, totoo?

Saan mo naman nabalitaan yan?

Pedro: Dun sa burol nya!



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Jinggoy: Dad, pang ilang Tirso Cruz na si Tirso Cruz III?

Erap : (natawa) Trick question ba yan anak?

Eh, di pang-lima,

kaya nga PIP ang tawag sa kanya, di ba?

 

[Krats]

Haha its a yes for me

 

[ItsmeTiffi]

Hahahaha havey na havey

 

[PHC-Ghost]

Pwede na rin.
Pasok ka na sa next round. Haha.

 

[_AstraL]

Luma na pero okay pa rin

 

[ItsmeTiffi]

Dinamihan ang joke para more chances of winning haha

 

[jake_001]

Dinamihan ang joke para more chances of winning haha

sayang naman baka manalo hehe

 

[PHC - KiyO]

haha ayos yung kay paeng ah

 

[Dextroxe]

Nice!, thanks and keep sharing!

 

[Jmrie_]

thanks po sa jokes boss

 

[globetrotters]

nice going ts!.

 

[AngerAlmighty]

natawa ako dun sa security guard hehehe

 

[ericpogi_1989]

next joke,haha,pasok kana sa next round

 

[flybackhearts]

Hajahaha. See you sa semi finals.