🔒 Closed Moon lang yan nay, promise!

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Dahil obvious naman na singko yun, i-lessen na lang yung galit ni nanay diba. Tulad nito:

Palusot no. 1 (coca-cola kuno) : "Ma, sa sobrang sarap sa feeling nung nag-exam ako, balak ko pong i-retake next time. I'll taste the feeling ulit. Hehehe."

Palusot no. 2 (medyo makabayan) : "Ma, maliit na bagay. Mas kailangan nating pagtuunan ng pansin ang mga pangunahing suliranin ng ating lipunan. Tulad ng Kahirapan, Korupsyon, Droga, Dengue Vaccine at iba pa."

Palusot no. 3 (medyo chismosa): "Ma! Buntis ako! HAHAHA JOKE LUNG. Si Sarah po buntis. Si Lottie nakipagtanan sa boypren nyang manloloko! Mga kabataan talaga ngayon *iling-iling tapos sabay yakap kay mama* Napaka-swerte nyo sakin ma <3"

Palusot no. 4 (gasgas na linya ng mga politiko): I invoke my rights against self-incrimination. :)
 
Palusot no. 4 (gasgas na linya ng mga politiko): I invoke my rights against self-incrimination. :)
Your favorite line every time you're on the hot seat. LOL. May pagka Napoles lang. Haha.
Add ko lang. Another alibi:
5 (pseudo-intellectualism): Nay, success is not measured by what you accomplish, but by the opposition you have encountered, and the courage with which you have maintained the struggle against overwhelming odds. Thank you.
 
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