🔒 Closed Korni knock knock jokes again

[PHC - Prince Ellgrey17]

Knock knock
Who's there?

Daing

Daing who?

I'm daing alone
with my head on the phone
(All out of love - Air Supply)


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Knock knock
Who's there?

Daing, Pusit

Daing who?


Daing ka nalang
Daing ka nalang
Iingatan ko ang pusit mo

(Akin ka nalang - Itchyworms)

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Knock knock
Who's there?

Portfolio


Portfolio who?


Because tonight will be the night
That I will Portfolio over again
Don't make me change my mind
(fall for you)

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Knock knock


Who's there?

Talong..


Talong who?


Love
Can't you see my talong
(Ocean Deep)


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Knock knock

Who's there?

Phone Na Nokia

Phone Na Nokia who?

Phone Na Nokia
Di sinasadya
Di kayang magtapat ang puso ko

(Pano na kaya - Bugoy Drilon)

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Pansit

Pansit who?

Baby, I'm PANSIT in the dark with you between my arms

(Perfect - Ed Sheeran)

 

[PHC-Ghost]

Ang korni nga.
Lul

More! More!

 

[doperzki]

Last na yan ha... hehehe peace paps

 

[Lightrash]

Knock knock!
Whos there?

Egg

Egg who?

Take my egg
Will walk awhile
Talk awhile

Feel my egg
Always there beside you

 

[Freak21]

knock knock !!!

 

[PHC-Ghost]

knock knock !!!

Who's there?

 

[Freak21]

Unggoy !! hihihihihi

Who's there?

 

[PHC-Ghost]

Unggoy !! hihihihihi

Hmm.
Unggoy who?

 

[PHC - Prince Ellgrey17]

Sa piling ni nanay, langit ay buhay
Puso kong may dusa sabik sa UNGGOY ng duyan

 

[PinkyBluiiii]

Kornick hahaha . last na po to ah

 

[PHC - Prince Ellgrey17]

Kornick hahaha . last na po to ah

..sige.. last mo na yan..

 

[Jmrie_]

di ko gets pasensiya na

 

[PHC - Prince Ellgrey17]

di ko gets pasensiya na

ayos lang po..

ang importante, nabasa nyo

 

[Jmrie_]

ayos lang po..

ang importante, nabasa nyo

okey sige po boss

 

[PHC - Prince Ellgrey17]

okey sige po boss

…..(¯`v´¯)
….. ·.¸.·´
…¸.·´
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☻ /
/▌♥♥ FRIENDS
/ ……
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╬═╬ O
╬═╬ /▌
╬═╬ //
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[Freak21]

Hmm.
Unggoy who?

Baby shark to do do do do
Baby shark to do do do do
Baby shark
Mommy shark to do do do do
Mommy shark to do do do do
Mommy shark

 

[PHC - Prince Ellgrey17]

Baby shark to do do do do
Baby shark to do do do do
Baby shark
Mommy shark to do do do do
Mommy shark to do do do do
Mommy shark

e di meow . . .

 

[PHC-Ghost]

Baby shark to do do do do
Baby shark to do do do do
Baby shark
Mommy shark to do do do do
Mommy shark to do do do do
Mommy shark

Ahmm. N.. Nasaan yung Unggoy?