🔒 Closed Accountant vs. tambay

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Isang accountant at isang tambay ang nag-uusap sa may tindahan.

Tambay: Pare diba accountant ka?
Accountant: Oo pare, ba't mo natanong?
Tambay: Sige nga may tanong ako. Tingnan natin kung magaling ka sa math.
Accountant: Sige game!
Tambay: Meron akong one thousand two hundred seventy-six (1276) na bayabas, tapos nanghingi ka ng four hundred eighty-nine (489). Ilan na lang natira?

(After 5 seconds)

Accountant: Eh ang dali naman nyan eh. SEVEN HUNDRED EIGHTY-SEVEN (787)! Walang labis walang kulang.
Tambay: Mali!
Accountant: Huh?
Tambay: 1276 pa rin.
Accountant: Bakit?
Tambay: Nanghingi ka lang, binigyan ba kita?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
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