What a coincidence gj

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Marvin, owner of a small poultry farm in Laguna, went to a Bar in Metro Manila. He sat next to a very beautiful and sê×ÿ woman named Maldita, and ordered champagne....

Maldita: How about that! I also ordered champagne!

Marvin: What a coincidence! This is a special day for me. I am celebrating!

Maldita: Me, too!

Marvin: What a coincidence! What are you celebrating?

Maldita: My husband, Brode Fete, and I have for long been trying to have a child. Today, my OB-Gyne told me I'm *******t!

Marvin:What a coincidence! For years, all my hens were seemingly infertile but today they are laying so many eggs!

Maldita: Great! How did your hens become fertile and lay more eggs?

Marvin: I used a different cock.

Maldita: (smiling) What a coincidence!!!
 
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