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Miss USA, Miss UNITED KINGDOM, Ms. INDIA, Ms. IRAN and Ms. PHILIPPINES are the finalists in this year' s Miss Universe Beauty Pageant. The question and answer portion proceeded as follows:
Q. Ms. USA, how would you describe a male organ in your country and why?
A. Well, I would say that a male organ in America is like a GENTLEMAN because it stands everytime it sees a woman.
Q. Ms. UK, how would you describe a male organ in your country and why?
A. Male organ in my country is like SHAKESPEARIAN ACTOR because it cries every performance and because it is buried alive.
Q. Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country and why?
A. A male organ in our country is like a LABORER because it works night and day.
Q. Ms. Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country and why?
A. A male organ in our coubtry is like THIEVES because they always enter through the backdoor!!!
Q. Ms. Philippines, how do you descibe a male organ in your country and why?
A. Ahhh hihihi Through personal experience sir, the male organ in my country is like a GOSSIP!
HOST: Wow that is a very interesting comparison. Please elucidate Madam?
Ms. Philippines: Ayy dyahe... I say like GOSSIP because it passes from mouth to mouth!!!
Q. Ms. USA, how would you describe a male organ in your country and why?
A. Well, I would say that a male organ in America is like a GENTLEMAN because it stands everytime it sees a woman.
Q. Ms. UK, how would you describe a male organ in your country and why?
A. Male organ in my country is like SHAKESPEARIAN ACTOR because it cries every performance and because it is buried alive.
Q. Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country and why?
A. A male organ in our country is like a LABORER because it works night and day.
Q. Ms. Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country and why?
A. A male organ in our coubtry is like THIEVES because they always enter through the backdoor!!!
Q. Ms. Philippines, how do you descibe a male organ in your country and why?
A. Ahhh hihihi Through personal experience sir, the male organ in my country is like a GOSSIP!
HOST: Wow that is a very interesting comparison. Please elucidate Madam?
Ms. Philippines: Ayy dyahe... I say like GOSSIP because it passes from mouth to mouth!!!
