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First day of Grade 1 class at BIG WORLD PRE-SCHOOL.
Teacher: Darryl Patrick, you look uneasy, what is your problem?
Darryl Patrick: Teacher I am too smart for this grade. I should be in Grade 6 since I am more intelligent than my sister Daphne who is in Grade 5.
The lady teacher told the Principal about the weird request of the boy and said he is willing to accelerate him provided he passes his test.
Principal: what is the product of 3 x 3?
Darryl Patrick: 9!
Principal: 9x9?
Darryl Patrick: 81!
Principal: who is the US President?
Darryl Patrick: Donald Trump.
After several more question asked which were appropriate for Grade 5 pupils and were all answered correctly by Darryl Patrick, the principal told the teacher to accelerate Darryl to Grade 6.
Teacher: Sir i will ask questions also aside from what you asked to see if he really deserves to be accelerated.
Principal: please proceed.
Teacher: Darryl, what does a cow have 4 that i have only 2 of?
Darryl: legs Teacher!
Teacher: what is in your pants that you have but i do not have?
Darryl: Pocket teacher!
Teacher: what goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
Darryl: bubble gum teacher!
Teacher: what does a man standing up, a woman does sitting down, and a dog does on 3 legs?
Darryl: shake hands teacher!
Teacher: a finger goes in me...you fiddle with me when you are bored and the best man always has me first.
Darryl: wedding ring teacher!
The principal was restless and tense.
Teacher: i come in many sizes. If i am not well, i drip. When you blow me, you will feel good!
Darryl: Nose teacher!
Teacher: what word starts with "f" and ends in "k" and if you do not get it, you have to use your hand?
Darryl: Fork teacher!
Teacher: i have a stiff shaft. My tip prnetrates. I come with a quiver.
Darryl: Arrow teacher!
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, likes pumping, and is responsible for making love?
Darryl: HEART, teacher!
Teacher: ok you are accelerated to grade 6!
Principal! No, send this boy to College! I got the the last 5 questions wrong myself!
Teacher: Darryl Patrick, you look uneasy, what is your problem?
Darryl Patrick: Teacher I am too smart for this grade. I should be in Grade 6 since I am more intelligent than my sister Daphne who is in Grade 5.
The lady teacher told the Principal about the weird request of the boy and said he is willing to accelerate him provided he passes his test.
Principal: what is the product of 3 x 3?
Darryl Patrick: 9!
Principal: 9x9?
Darryl Patrick: 81!
Principal: who is the US President?
Darryl Patrick: Donald Trump.
After several more question asked which were appropriate for Grade 5 pupils and were all answered correctly by Darryl Patrick, the principal told the teacher to accelerate Darryl to Grade 6.
Teacher: Sir i will ask questions also aside from what you asked to see if he really deserves to be accelerated.
Principal: please proceed.
Teacher: Darryl, what does a cow have 4 that i have only 2 of?
Darryl: legs Teacher!
Teacher: what is in your pants that you have but i do not have?
Darryl: Pocket teacher!
Teacher: what goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
Darryl: bubble gum teacher!
Teacher: what does a man standing up, a woman does sitting down, and a dog does on 3 legs?
Darryl: shake hands teacher!
Teacher: a finger goes in me...you fiddle with me when you are bored and the best man always has me first.
Darryl: wedding ring teacher!
The principal was restless and tense.
Teacher: i come in many sizes. If i am not well, i drip. When you blow me, you will feel good!
Darryl: Nose teacher!
Teacher: what word starts with "f" and ends in "k" and if you do not get it, you have to use your hand?
Darryl: Fork teacher!
Teacher: i have a stiff shaft. My tip prnetrates. I come with a quiver.
Darryl: Arrow teacher!
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, likes pumping, and is responsible for making love?
Darryl: HEART, teacher!
Teacher: ok you are accelerated to grade 6!
Principal! No, send this boy to College! I got the the last 5 questions wrong myself!
