🔒 Closed Philippines with 50 jetplanes trying to conquer a country

[Curlzxc]

General: ilan ang jet ng America?
Pilot: 100 po at malakas yun
General: ang China?
Pilot: 200 po ang dami nun lugi tayo
General: EH ang Japan?
Pilot: ayun 5 lang po sila kaya na yan
General: Ganun!!!! OK sakupin na kagad sila... SUGURIN ANG JAPAN!
After 1 hour bumalik ang mga jet ng Philippines
General: Oh bakit nagsibalikan kayo?
Pilot: Sir pasugod na kami biglang narinig namin sumisigaw yung isang piloto ng jet nila. Ang sabi: LETS VOLT IN!

 

[Lefy]

This joke sux.. Okay here's the most Funniest joke you will ever hear! It's once in a lifetime so pay attention.

Me: Anong tunog ng Bike?

2staxx: Ano nga ba?

Me: Brauuummm! Brauummm!


Liek if you agree

 

[T O G E T H E R]

Hahahaha loko..

 

[Curlzxc]

This joke sux.. Okay here's the most Funniest joke you will ever hear! It's once in a lifetime so pay attention.

Me: Anong tunog ng Bike?

2staxx: Ano nga ba?

Me: Brauuummm! Brauummm!


Liek if you agree

That escalated quickly

 

[Lefy]

That escalated quickly

See? Once in a lifetime juke

 

[Curlzxc]

See? Once in a lifetime juke

This juke gives me cancer.

 

[Futility]

Ayun, nagets ko to. Nyahahaha!!!!!
Voltes Faivuu~

 

[AHAS]

Is this really happening?

 

[177013]

haha. meron bang beam yung voltes 5? if meron, natural aatras talaga.
at kung ako sa kanila, sana yung china nalang yung sinubukan nila, you know, made in china :v

 

[Iansenining]

Swag

 

[Lefy]

Powerr rangerss Parin ako!! Hahahaha

 

[Jouru]

Galing...

 

[supaah]

Nakaka iyak po.

 

[J-zel_1997]

hahaha!!!

 

[K I N J A Z]

nyahahahaha xD nice! strong pa naman yon.

 

[SH-G0 EN]

Nice joke TS keep on sharing

 

[Minato NamikaZee]

Parang babalik yata tyu sa pagkabata nyan ehh

 

[toru]

vorutesu faibu!!! lol