🔒 Closed Ang roommate

[JemXD]

Isang nanay ang bumisita sa dorm ng kanyang anak na lalaki na may karoom na babae. Sakanyang pagbisita nakitang nyang sobrang ganda ng babae. Matagal na syang may hinala na may relasyon ang dalawa.
Sa kanyang pagbisita, tinitignan nya kung pano mag interact isa't isa and dalawa. Napansin ito ng anak at sinabi "Ma, roommates lang kami."
Pagtapos ng isang linggo tinanong sya ng roommate nya kung kinuha ba ng nanay nya yung plato na bulaklakin. Kasi di nya makita simula nung pagdating ng nanay nito. Agad agad nag email ang anak.
"Ma, di ko sinasabing kinuha mo or hindi mo kinuha, pero simula nung umalis ka, di na namen makita yung plato na bulaklakin."
Sumagot ang nanay. "Anak, di ko sinasabing sa isang kama kayo natutulog o hindi. Pero kung sa sariling kama nya nga natutulog ang roommate mo. Makikita nya yon sa ilalim ng unan nya."
Korni ko. Hahahaha

 

[kaneki_kun123]

nice

 

[mrmold27]

Haha...huli sila

 

[marcmanalo]

.hehehehe ok naman

 

[mrmold27]

Mom replied: I'm not saying that you two sleep on the same bed or not but if your roommate really sleeps on her bed she'd find it under her pillow.

 

[JemXD]

Mom replied: I'm not saying that you two sleep on the same bed or not but if your roommate really sleeps on her bed she'd find it under her pillow.

Hirap mag translate. Hahaha

 

[mrmold27]

Haha I just tried a little.

 

[mrmold27]

Mom visited her son who shares the same room with a girl in the dorm. She noticed the girl was so pretty and began suspecting that the two may have been in relationship. She looked at how they interacted with each other. The son noticed it and told her,'Ma, we're just roommates'.
A week later, the girl asked if the platter with flowery design had been taken by his mom because she hadn't seen it since her roommate's mother left. So the son emailed his mom right away.
'Ma, I'm not saying you did or didn't take it, but it has been missing since you left'.

 

[JemXD]

Mom visited her son who shares the same room with a girl in the dorm. She noticed the girl was so pretty and began suspecting that the two may have been in relationship. She looked at how they interacted with each other. The son noticed it and told her,'Ma, we're just roommates'.
A week later, the girl asked if the platter with flowery design had been taken by his mom because she hadn't seen it since her roommate's mother left. So the son emailed his mom right away.
'Ma, I'm not saying you did or didn't take it, but it has been missing since you left'.

Plate with a floral design dapat.

 

[mrmold27]

That sounds more appropriate.. Haha.. Nevertheless it's just the same who cares... Haha

 

[Ectoplasm]

hahaha

 

[kuloy21]

Hahaha. Nice!

 

[anthrax3000]

nyahaha,, galing galing ni mudra

 

[Kitu]

Hahahah

 

[tepx]

nice

 

[avengedscreamer]

haha galing

 

[MetroBerry]

Ahahay!