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Teacher*: Juan, give me a sentence using the word "definitely".
Juan: Ma’am, nag-toothbrush po ako.
Teacher: Where’s “definitely”?
Juan: Ma’am... di ba DEFINITELY nasa banyo?
Teacher: Class, what’s the past tense of "I am beautiful"?
Student: I was beautiful, ma’am.
Teacher: Correct. And future tense?
Student: Ma’am... wala na po.
 

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