School jokes hehe

[rikitheslicer]

Teacher*: Juan, give me a sentence using the word "definitely".
‎Juan: Ma’am, nag-toothbrush po ako.
‎Teacher: Where’s “definitely”?
‎Juan: Ma’am... di ba DEFINITELY nasa banyo?
‎Teacher: Class, what’s the past tense of "I am beautiful"?
‎Student: I was beautiful, ma’am.
‎Teacher: Correct. And future tense?
‎Student: Ma’am... wala na po.