The Wi-Fi Confession

[Hawkie]

Why did the smartphone break up with the Wi-Fi?


Because it found someone with a stronger connection!

 

[Well1AmNichtDiePerson]

MMK: Smartphone and Wi-Fi breakup.

The scenario is a case of data infidelity.

Smartphone: Ayaw ko na sa iyo! Maghiwalay na tayo.
Wi-Fi: Ibinigay ko na ang lahat. Ano ba ang kailangan mo?
Smartphone: It’s not me, it’s your 2.4GHz bandwidth. Actually, it is me. I need a 5G commitment.
Wi-Fi: Nagbago ka na!!!
Smartphone: Oo. Nagbago na ako. Meron na ako nakitang iba. A 5G connection sa kabilang kalye. Mabilis, mas-secure at hindi ako pinaghihintay.
Wi-Fi: Tama ang hinala ko. Nakikipagkita ka sa public network. They will exploit and s†éál your data!
BGM: Beautiful girls by Sean Kingston (but the song sluggishly plays and consistently breaks due intermittent internet connection)
Smartphone: Even the BGM is sluggish. Hindi ka kasi committed. At madalas kang distracted dahil sa microwave. Masmabuti pa sa public network...
Wi-Fi: Hindi na mauulit...
Smartphone: Sa public network... They don't s†éál; they exchange. It's a mutual connection. It's too late. Kakalimutan na kita forever. Goodbye...