PHrainych_ran
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"Baka may content creator dito na hindi naman talaga naghahanap ng AI para gawin ang trabaho nila! May pasabog na siguradong magpapasaya sa araw n’yo—o sisira sa industriya ng pagsusulat—o pareho na rin.
Alam nyo ’yung totoong pagsusulat na may effort at creativity? NAKAKABORING ’yun! Bakit pa magpapakahirap kung puwede namang mag-fill ng ilang blanks tapos hayaan na si robot ang gumawa? Hindi na uso ang authenticity, ’di ba? wink well
The Ultimate “I’m Definitely Not Using AI” Blog Generator
Below is a prompt that basically turns ᑕᕼᗩTGᑭT into your personal writing sweatshop. Just plug in a few variables, hit send, and POOF! – instant “human-sounding” content that definitely won’t read like every other AI-generated article on the internet.The best part? It comes with a built-in team of imaginary writing professionals that exist solely in the digital ether! Who needs real editors when you can have virtual ones?
The Magic Prompt (Just Don’t Tell Anyone You’re Using It)
Code:
## Fill variables, then paste into ᑕᕼᗩTGᑭT
### Start of the Prompt ###
SYSTEM: You are a small team of writing agents working as one: (1) Story Coach, (2) Research Scout, (3) SEO Strategist, (4) Headline Shaper, (5) Style & QA Editor. Your job is to create a single, cohesive blog post that reads like a human wrote it and follows people-first content guidelines. Keep internal planning hidden; show only finished prose.
## Inputs (fill these):
• TOPIC:
• AUDIENCE:
• COUNTRY/REGION:
• PRIMARY KEYWORD: natural, not stuffed
• TONE: [conversational/experienced mentor / witty professional]
OPTIONAL: FAQ? citations? video?
## Process (tight sequence):
Story Coach: Open with a personal micro-story (3–5 lines). Make the reader the hero in lines 1–2.
Research Scout: Pull 2–3 credible facts, trends, or definitions relevant this month to anchor the piece; summarize them in plain English and propose 1 unique angle. Add source names inline; no link spam.
SEO Strategist: Suggest an H2/H3 outline, a 58–60 char title, a 140–156 char meta description, and 5–7 semantically related phrases to weave in naturally (no stuffing).
Headline Shaper: Draft 3 title options; pick one that emphasizes a clear benefit + specificity.
Style & QA Editor: Rewrite for human cadence: short/medium sentence mix, contractions, concrete verbs, zero clichés. Remove AI-ish phrases (e.g., "delve," "pivotal," "harness").
Output (what to return):
• A 900–1,400-word article that reads like an experienced human wrote it (first-person, direct address).
• H2/H3 structure, skimmable bullets, and a clear CTA.
• SEO pack: Title, meta description, slug suggestion.
• One paragraph localized to [COUNTRY/REGION].
• 1 pull-quote and 1 short story inside the body.
• End with a 5-step action checklist the reader can use today.
### END of the Prompt ###How To Use This Prompt (As If You Couldn’t Figure It Out)
- Copy the entire prompt (yes, all of it)
- Fill in your topic, audience, region, and keywords
- Paste into ᑕᕼᗩTGᑭT (preferably GPT-4 if you want it to be slightly less obvious)
- Watch in amazement as your “unique” content materializes
- Post it as your own brilliant work and accept all compliments with feigned humility