Mahabang
kwentahan ito... Este kwento...


Si
Money ay isang hustler sa blah, blah, blah, blah.
Tapos, bleh, blah, blah, beep, blah, beep, beep, beep!!!!.
Nagakasagutan na nga dahil blah, blah, blah, bip, beep, beep, bap, bogsh, bogsh, bogsh crashed.

Mabuti na lang at nakaiwas si Django. Tapos, bogsh, bogsh, bogsh, bogsh, crashedx5, bogshx10.

(Kapagod mag-type.


)
Pero sapul si Efren sa mukha at putok ang labi. Tapos, bogsh, bogsh, bogsh, bogsh, crashedx5, bogshx10.

Tapos, blahx20


(Fast forward...)

...
(Normal speed...)
At simula noon, tinawag na itong "Bilyar".