🔒 Closed Patawanin nyo ako !

[CreepyTricks]

post your jokes here!!!
hehehe

 

[Warren1977]

daughter : hey mum me and my boyfriend are just going to my room.
mum : '' ok dont do anything stupid ''
mum hears her daughter screaming ''BAABBY BAABBY BAABBYY OOHHHH''
mum rushes up stairs
mum : ''what are you doing !?
daughter : ''get out mum we are having *** !
mum : ''ohhh thank god, i thought you were listening to justin bieber.

 

[CreepyTricks]

daughter : hey mum me and my boyfriend are just going to my room.
mum : '' ok dont do anything stupid ''
mum hears her daughter screaming ''BAABBY BAABBY BAABBYY OOHHHH''
mum rushes up stairs
mum : ''what are you doing !?
daughter : ''get out mum we are having !
mum : ''ohhh thank god, i thought you were listening to justin bieber.

hahah havey bro