PHHinata vs Sakura
Hinata: "I call upon the power of the Blush Pillar, with this move I unleash the Bashful Lotus Slap!"
Sakura: "Hmph, you think you can take me down with such a weak move? Behold, my ultimate technique, the Cringe-Causing Cherry Blossom Bazooka!"
Hinata: "That sounds...dangerous."
(gets hit by the attack and cringes)
Sakura: "You can't even handle my weakest technique, how will you ever withstand my next move, the Shameful Shuriken of Disappointment!"
Hinata: "No! I can't take this anymore!" (dodges the shuriken but ends up tripping over her own feet)
Sakura: "Just give up already. My last move, the Embarrassing Eruption of Hilarity, will defeat you for sure!"
Hinata: "I refuse to give up! I use my ultimate technique, the Awkwardly Affectionate Hug of Defeat!"
(ends up hugging herself instead of Sakura)
Sakura: "What are you even doing? This is why you'll never be as good as me!" (prepares final strike)
Hinata: "I won't let you win! I use my secret move, the Cowardly Cower of Survival!" (hides behind a rock)
Sakura: "What? That's not even an attack!" (gets hit by a falling rock)
Hinata: "The winner is me!" (emerges from behind the rock victorious)
Sakura: "I can't believe I lost to...that."
End
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Hinata: "I call upon the power of the Blush Pillar, with this move I unleash the Bashful Lotus Slap!"
Sakura: "Hmph, you think you can take me down with such a weak move? Behold, my ultimate technique, the Cringe-Causing Cherry Blossom Bazooka!"
Hinata: "That sounds...dangerous."
(gets hit by the attack and cringes)
Sakura: "You can't even handle my weakest technique, how will you ever withstand my next move, the Shameful Shuriken of Disappointment!"
Hinata: "No! I can't take this anymore!" (dodges the shuriken but ends up tripping over her own feet)
Sakura: "Just give up already. My last move, the Embarrassing Eruption of Hilarity, will defeat you for sure!"
Hinata: "I refuse to give up! I use my ultimate technique, the Awkwardly Affectionate Hug of Defeat!"
(ends up hugging herself instead of Sakura)
Sakura: "What are you even doing? This is why you'll never be as good as me!" (prepares final strike)
Hinata: "I won't let you win! I use my secret move, the Cowardly Cower of Survival!" (hides behind a rock)
Sakura: "What? That's not even an attack!" (gets hit by a falling rock)
Hinata: "The winner is me!" (emerges from behind the rock victorious)
Sakura: "I can't believe I lost to...that."
End
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