🔒 Closed Mais dad jokes

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why does nose can not be 12 inches long??

- because it would be a foot

why does a king only a foot tall??
- because he is a ruler..

why does a banana came to see the doctor??
- because it is not peeling well..

how can you know that a computer is getting old??

- it has a memory problem..

why the cabbage slapped the cucumber??

- because he is being fresh..

lols mais na mais ewan hahahhaa

 

[JabolWock]

hahahaha hahahah hahahah petmalu