🔒 Closed Tagalog Green Jokes

[ahpaul11]

Tagalog Filipino Green Jokes

• WOMAN to DOC: Thank you for making me a ****** again for my wedding night. It was perfect, the blood, the pain and it only cost 50pesos! How did you do it?
  DOC : I tied your PUBIC hair together!
• KUMARE 1: Nag-away kami ng pare mo kasi gusto niya sa *** dog style
  KUMARE 2: What’s wrong with that?
  KUMARE 1: Eh gusto niya na naman sa DAAN din!
• In a rape trial, the victim was asked by a lawyer: Did you scream for help?
  LADY : Yes sir.
  LAWYER: Did anyone came?
  LADY: Yes sir….he did… then I did

 

[demonic098]

yung 1st :hilarious:

 

[ahpaul11]

haha yeah

 

[johnny15]

nice one , nya hahaha

 

[ahpaul11]

haha just make ka PH laugh

 

[BladeOfsins -OFFICIAL-]

Hehe ayus din..tinali lang pala xD

 

[ahpaul11]

haha xD natatawa din ako kaya gusto ko lang mag share

 

[hakeruz]

hahahahaha tae tawang tawa naman ako sa unang joke mo sir xD nice~!

 

[taroroy]

hahaha thanks for sharing

 

[Strawberrry]

Ahahahaha