COCONUT
-iyan ang mangyayari sa chichirya pag hindi mo naubos at hinayaan mong bukas
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French Lesson
Cough: O vou
Ashes: A vou
Car: Re vou
Baloons: Lo vou
Drugs: Sha vou
Good bye: Va vou
Cute: A cou
Ikaw: Mol tou
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Teacher : CLASS! ANO ANG KAIBIGAN PARA SA INYO?
S1: kasama in good...
Street Vendor: "bili na kayo relo!!! Goldwatch ito!!!"
Pag namuti, white gold!!!
Pag huminto, stopwatch
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Days are made special with a smile.
So smile at everyone, smile at everything...
Smile anywhere , smile anytime....
A friendly reminder from PHILIPPINE MENTAL HOSPITAL
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Ang gabi...
Names of Philippine business establishments
If you still speak some Filipino, you might enjoy the humor; otherwise, pass it on to your Filipino-speaking friends. The humor gets lost in the translation
Bread Pitt is a a bakery.
Maruya Carey is a a fast-food place selling turon and maruya in...
Konting pampam lang...
Use DEDICATE in a sentence...
kapag ginamitan mo yan ng glue for sure DEDICATE yan...
How about CONTINUE..
kahapon ang dami dami nyo bakit ngayon ang CONTINUE....
idagdag pa natin ang VIOLET...
Naholdap yung cellphone ko.. hindi bale.. i'll VIOLET...
eto pa,
OPINION...
Marunong ka ba magbasa ng Tagalog? Sige nga basahin mo nga ang alphabet!
B, K, W, L, K, M, G, W, P, R, M, S, Y, T, W, K, H, H, H, T, W, P, H, H, H,
T, M, N, P, R, K, N, T, NGa!
Send this to others P, R, N, man, M, K, B, wi ka! H, H, H...
:)po..
Husband of the Year Awards
The united kingdom
...followed closely by The United States of America
and then ................ Poland
but 3rd Place must go to ........ Greece
it was very very close but the runner up prize was awarded to................. Serbia
but the winner...
Please look at the math below (Only people with an IQ with 130 and over are able to figure this out):
If:
2 + 3 = 10
7 + 2 = 63
6 + 5 = 66
8 + 4 = 96
Then:
9 + 7 = ????
Babala isang kuwento na tanging tunay na Batangueno laang ang makakaintindi....Pop Dado, C.E.O.
Dine sa Tuklong ay may puno ng kape na arogang-aroga pa ng Mamay. Sadyang pinapugadan sa hantik na guyam at pinabantayan sa bilot. Naulutang ngatain ng Mamay ang bubot na parang sinturis. Pasal na...
Keanna on PBB 2
MGA HIRIT NI KEANNA!!! Kakatawa to pramis!!!
1.) While reading the house rule about not moving the furniture inside the house: "E di hende pweding i-rock 'yung rocking chair kasi forniture din 'yun e."
-:)-
2.) While inside the confession room, Big Brother asks her about the...
How would Newton explain "falling in love"
its like two marbles that fall in different ways
Once free fall theres no initial force it just go with gravity
Which one will reach the land first?
Like fallin in love
Which of the two will end sooner??
Love that you feel freely?
or love that you...
Can you pronounce
good
english?
read
the
following
aloud:
wolf
woof
warp
roof
ruff
raft
work
wart
worth
wharf
test result:
gud dog!
stop barking na!
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Mga tanong na kailangan ng malalim na pag-iisip
1. Ang lamok ba pag natutulog nilalamok din??
2. Puwede bang uminum ng coke...
Wake up
and
wink
those
teeny
weeny
eyes
stretch
those
inzy
winzy
b0nes
&
wear
dat
j0lly
winning
SMILE
&
tell
yourself
whoa..
im s0o0o cute today!
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Minsan
ngdadalawang
isip
ak0
bag0
kita
itext
baka
kc
busy
ka
bad
trip
waLa
sa
m0od
o kaya
waLang
baLak
mgrepLy
peRo
ay0s
Lang...