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What’s the point if you are just going to die and be forgotten like everyone else?

So he phones his boss and explains that he wants to take a sick day. "Well," says the boss, "when I'm feeling under the weather I just ask my wife to give me a blowjob. Usually perks me right up! Why don't you try that?" "Ok, I guess it's worth a shot" says the man. About an hour later the man...

As always. 🤔

‘Nurse’, he mumbles. ‘Are my testicles black?’ Nurse raise his gown, hold his p*nis in one hand and his testicles in the other. She take a close look and says ‘there nothing wrong with them sir’. Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smile at her and says very slowly, ‘ Thanks for that, it was lovely...

You can do it.!

While a thief is robbing a house in the middle of the night, he hears a voice from above that says, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out he turns around shining his flashlight but sees nothing. So he figures that it must have been his imagination and convinces himself that everything is okay...

And it was at that point that I resolved never to visit Thailand again.

She's in my basement. What do I do?

People used to ask me how I could tell them apart. It was simple really Jill painted her nails purple and Bob had a cock

A little boy was sitting on a park bench eating candy bar after candy bar. A man sat down beside him and said, "You know you really shouldn't eat all those candy bars. They're bad for you." The little boy said, "My great grandpa lived to be 103". The man said, "Did he eat loads of candy bars?"...

A doctor was heavily depressed, he heard 2 voices in his head constantly the first voice was nice and tried to help him, it said things like "so what if you had s*x with your patient", "it is not the end of the world for you", "lot of doctors have done that, it is not a big deal it happens...

God: Nice as what?

and it asked me to create a password. So I typed the first thing that came to my mind: mypenis. But alas, it didn't work. It simply told me, "Error: Not long enough."

She would probably kill me if she found out

I was a little uncomfortable but decided to give her an honest explanation. So I said, "You just ate breakfast, yes?" "Yes." she replied. "Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the...

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