🔒 Closed A man doesn't feel well and wants to call-in sick to work...

[xdmeruchan]

So he phones his boss and explains that he wants to take a sick day.
"Well," says the boss, "when I'm feeling under the weather I just ask my wife to give me a blowjob. Usually perks me right up! Why don't you try that?"
"Ok, I guess it's worth a shot" says the man.
About an hour later the man arrives to work looking like he feels pretty good.
"See!" says the boss. "I told that would probably work!"
"Yup - I gotta admit, you were right! You have a beautiful home, by the way."

 

[Funyarinpa]

family friendly jokes lang ata pwede... nakalagay sa sec. description...

 

[xdmeruchan]

family friendly jokes lang ata pwede... nakalagay sa sec. description...

Okay.!
But i can't change it.!

 

[Deleted member 518778]

So he phones his boss and explains that he wants to take a sick day.
"Well," says the boss, "when I'm feeling under the weather I just ask my wife to give me a blowjob. Usually perks me right up! Why don't you try that?"
"Ok, I guess it's worth a shot" says the man.
About an hour later the man arrives to work looking like he feels pretty good.
"See!" says the boss. "I told that would probably work!"
"Yup - I gotta admit, you were right! You have a beautiful home, by the way."

lmao


btw ãdül† section na dapat joke mo hehehe

 

[xdmeruchan]

lmao


btw ãdül† section na dapat joke mo hehehe

Okay idol next time.! kung meron pa hehe.!

 

[zaitsev]

galing ng wife ni boss haha