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    🔒 Closed Mayaman vs Mahirap part 2 (old jokes)

    Kung mayaman ka, "pneumonia" daw ang sakit mo** Kung mahirap, "TB" yon** Sa mayaman, "hyperacidity"** Kapag mahirap, "ulcer" dahil walang laman ang tiyan** 😂 😂 😂
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    🔒 Closed Mayaman vs Mahirap part 1 (old jokes)

    Kung mayaman ka, meron kang "allergy" Kung mahirap ka, ang tawag dyan ay "galis" o "bakokang" Sa mayaman, "nervous breakdown" dahil sa "tension and stress" Sa mahirap, "sira ang ulo" 😂😂😂
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    🔒 Closed Friend or lover (old jokes)

    A friend lifts up when your down…. But lover lifts you up….. And down… up…. Ahhhhh… and down…. Ahhhh…. So ano mas másáráp may lover?? Or friend??
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    🔒 Closed Tayo na lang manood (old jokes)

    BF: nood tayo ng sine GF: hindi ka kiss?? BF: hindi GF: hindi ka hipo??? BF: hindi ah!!! GF: hawak b0obs??? BF: hindi din… GF: eh finger?? BF: lalong hindi!!! GF: t@ng!na mo… manood kang mag-isa!!!
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    🔒 Closed Wow! size ng bote (old jokes)

    Bride from honeymoon was crying… Friend: Bakit ka umiiyak??? Bride: ang ari ng asawa ko sinlaki ng bote… Friend: Bongga!!! másáráp yan!!! Bride: anong másáráp??? Bote ng White Flower!!!!
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    🔒 Closed Math question ba to? (old jokes)

    Math teacher: ano pinag-iba ng 69 sa 6.9? Student: Mam pareho lang po sila ng position, kaya lang mas kadiri ang 6.9 kasi may period….
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    🔒 Closed Next time ingatan mo na (old jokes)

    Man: Luv nawawala yung singsing na binigay mo sa kin… Girldfriend: kung saan-saan mo kasi pinapasok yang daliri mo… Ayan o, nalaglag kanina pag-ihi ko!!!
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    🔒 Closed Hon, dumaing ka,...... (old jokes)

    Man and wife having s3x: Man: Love, domaing ka naman para ganahan ako… Wife: hhhooonnneeeyyy, aahhhh, wala naaa ttaaayooonnggg bbiiiggaass, aahh! Saka pambayad sa meralcoohhh at tubig, ahhhh….
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    🔒 Closed Pag kiss sa maganda at pangit? (old jokes)

    Question: Ano different ng pag-kiss sa maganda at pangit na girls??? Answer: Ang maganda, Torid kiss sa lips sabay lamas sa b0obs… Ang sa panget, torid kiss sa b0obs sabay lamas sa mukha….
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    🔒 Closed Words for today (old jokes)

    Encouraging words for today: “Kung hindi ka na masaya sa buhay mo… bakit hindi mo subukan ang kabilang buhay??”
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    🔒 Closed MMK (old jokes)

    Dear Ate Charo, Problema ko po ang asawa ko na sobrang M@niac!!! Luto ako s3x kami!!! Plantsa ako, s3x kami!!! Laba, nood TV, s3x kami!!! Paalam na po… kasi aaahhhh…. Ooooohhhhh….. ayan na…. namaaaannnnn…..
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    🔒 Closed Parang vibrator? (old jokes)

    Boy: mama ihi ako Mom: tulungan na kita hahawakan ko Boy: ayoko!!!! Si lola na lang!!! Mom: Huh? Bakit? Boy: Kasi nanginginig kamay ni lola, sarap!!!!
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    🔒 Closed Babalik na ko sa pag iinom (old jokes)

    Every 2nd glass of beer reduces life by 5 minutes Each s3x trip increases life by 10 minutes. So basic equation is: Ang lasenggo na mahilig sa s3x matagal mamatay….
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    🔒 Closed Brainless Show part 6 (old jokes)

    Host: What "K" (kalabaw) is the national animal of the Philippines? Contestant: Kuto? Host : Hinde. Clue, it tills the land. Contestant : Kutong Lupa!
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    🔒 Closed Dosage of Vi@gra (old jokes)

    Dosage of Viagra: With new GF = ½ tab With mistress = 1 tab With wife = 1 tab + X rated Film + soup number 5 + ginseng + bachus + siling labuyo + talaba + calendar ni Kylie Verzosa
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    🔒 Closed Brainless Show part 5 (old jokes)

    Host: What "S" (Sampaguita) is the national flower of the Philippines ? Contestant: Sunflower? Host : Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye. Contestant: Stork? Host: Hindi. Bulaklak sabi eh. Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak? Host: Hindi pa rin. It ends with a letter "A". Contestant: Sitsarong...
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    🔒 Closed Smart si Inday (old jokes)

    Sir: inday si sir mo ito.. nabangga ang kotse ko at I need cash Inday: Aru! Dugo-dugo gang ka noh?? Sir: G@ga! Si sir mo ito!!!! Inday: G@go!! Si sir ang tawag sa kin CUPCAKE!!!
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    🔒 Closed Brainless Show part 4 (old jokes)

    Host: Anong "S" (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na flotation device sa dagat upang hindi ka malunod? Contestant: Sirena? Host : Hindi! Hindi ito babae. Contestant : Siyokoy? Host : Hindi ito lalake. Contestant : Siyoke?
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    🔒 Closed My name is.... (old jokes)

    LALAKE: Miss, pwede makipagkilala??? Anong pangalan mo?? BABAE: CarMen… Kasi mahilig ako sa CAR at sa MEN… eh ikaw?? Anong pangalan mo??? LALAKE: PePe…
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    🔒 Closed Brainless Show part 3 (old jokes)

    Host: Anong "L" (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao na sumasagip sa iyo pag ikaw ay nalulunod? Contestant : Lifebuoy? Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalang ito. Contestant : Safeguard? Host :Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot mo. Contestant : Safe Buoy? Host...
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