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    🔒 Closed Big Time

    Vendor: Hoy! Kahit ganito ako at nagtitinda lang ng palamig, may anak ako sa UP, UE, ATENEO at UST! Student: Wow! Sosyal. Ano po mga course nila? Vendor: Wala! Nagtitinda rin sila ng PALAMIG.
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    🔒 Closed Mag asawa ka na.

    Dok: May taning na ang buhay mo. Juan: Wala na bang pag-asa? Ano po ba ang dapat kong gawin? Dok: Mag-asawa ka na lang ng pangit at bungangera. Juan: Bakit, gagaling po ba ako ru’n? Dok: Hindi, pero mas gugustuhin mo pang mamatay kesa mabuhay!
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: 😂 Gags & Jokes
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    🔒 Closed Inglisin mo ko

    Tom: Tanungin mo ako ng English, sasagutin kita ng Spanish. Jerry: What is more important? Heart or Mind? Tom: Spanish!
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: 😂 Gags & Jokes
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    🔒 Closed Mabait na pusa

    Bubuli: Alam mo, yung pusa namin kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain! Mokong: Maniwala ako?! Bubuli: Totoo! Mokong: Ano ba ang ulam nyo? Bubuli: Asin!
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: 😂 Gags & Jokes
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    🔒 Closed Nasusuka pero hindi masuka

    Juan: Pare, nasusuka ko kaya lang hindi ako masuka. Pedro: Madali lang yun Pare, sundot mo tonsil mo. (Sinundot ang tonsil) Juan: hindi pa din eh! Pedro: Try mo sundot puw3t mo. (sinundot ang puw3t) Juan: ayaw pa din! Pedro: Ngayon saka mo isundot ulit sa bibig mo!
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: 😂 Gags & Jokes
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    🔒 Closed Hearing Aid

    Pedro: Galing ako sa doctor, nakabili na ako ng hearing aid grabe ang linaw na ng pandinig ko Juan: Talga?! Magkano ang bili mo? Pedro: Kahapon lang.
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: 😂 Gags & Jokes
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    🔒 Closed Pakitingnan

    Driver: Boy, iaatras ko yung jeep. tingnan mo kung babangga Boy: Sige atras pa.. atras pa... atras pa... BBBLLLAAAGGG!!! Boy: Ok!!! bangga na po!!!
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: 😂 Gags & Jokes
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    🔒 Closed What the "F"

    tatay: anak!! anong itong F sa card mo ha!! anak: (nag-iisip) tatay Fasado po ibig sabihin niyan tatay: Ahh akala ko Ferfect!!
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    🔒 Closed CARABAO

    Teacher: Can you give me an example of a beast of burden? Juan: Carabao, ma’am! Teacher: Very good, JUAN. Can you give another example? Juan: How about another Carabao?
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