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    🔒 Closed Babies

    A man carrying 6 babies in a train. A lady sitting next to him asked,"are these ur babies? "No I'm a ****** salesman & these are Customer Complaints.. -Hehehe..
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    🔒 Closed Dirty things

    Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio Wife: :cry: ...hahahhaha
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    🔒 Closed Tissue paper

    Girl: Baby I am wet. Boy: Want a paper towel? Girl: No, I want more than that Boy: Want 2 paper towels? Girl: No, baby I want something big and round Boy: Damn you want the whole roll? -Ops. Hehehe..
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    🔒 Closed Wrong number

    A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. "Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?" "Wrong number," replied the girl. -Grabe naman hehehe...
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    🔒 Closed Bank account

    Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account. Hahaha. Tama :p
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    🔒 Closed Taxi

    A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi. Hehehe! Sabagay.
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    🔒 Closed Lola sa bus

    Isang araw sumakay ng Bus si Lola Konduktor: Lola psensiya na po kasi puno na! Payag po ba kayo ng Patayo? Lola: Tinamaan ka ng Lintek kung inabot mo lang ang kabataan ko, kahit patuwad payag ako! -Hahaha! Nganga ang konduktor.
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    🔒 Closed Gf

    GF Umiiyak: Bakit natin ginawa ito? Hindi na ako ****** at dalawang beses pa natin ginawa. BF: Ano? Isang beses lang naman, ah. GF: Bakit, hindi ba natin uulitin mamaya? :) Hahaha. Excited si ate.
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    🔒 Closed Potato

    Two wives are buying of gulay in the local market. Wife 1: You know mare, whenever I see a potato naaalala ko ang itlog ng mister ko. Wife 2: Bakit??? Ganyan ba kalaki??? Wife 1: Hindi, ganyan kadumi!!! Naku. Kailangan ng steel brush yan. Hahaha
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    🔒 Closed Phone a friend

    Mag-asawa naguusap... Husband: dear, puwede ka ba ngayon? Wife: di ako pwede, pagod ako! Husband: Is that final?! Wife: FINAL!!! Husband: okay, can I phone a friend?! Hahaha! Patay si mister.
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    🔒 Closed Palda

    Kapag ang palda ng babae ay may hati sa likod, ang ibig niyang sabihin ay, “Halika, sundan mo ako!” Kapag ang hati ng palda ay nasa gilid, “Halika, tabihan mo ako.” Kapag ang hati ng palda ay nasa harap, “Halika, pumasok ka!” Hahaha. Grabe buti nalang hindi ako mahilig magpalda.
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    🔒 Closed Sa kanto

    Apo: Lola bat ang tagal mo. Lola: Muntik na ako marape kanina sa kanto. Buti nalang may pera ako. Apo: Binigay mo ang pera? Lola: Hindi. Nagmotel kami. Nakakahiya kaya sa kanto. :D hehehe! Laughtrip.
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    🔒 Closed Drawing

    Image by oblivion25 posted Jan 7, 2016 at 3:49 PM Hehehe!!
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