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Ano ang tawag sa cake na may ubo? E di Cough Cake 😂🧁

What do you call Meowth’s reflection? A copycat. Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most? GOALduck. How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo! 😁

Three guys on an island find a genie. The first two wish to go home. The third says, "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

salamat sir, may instruction po how to install?

The Chinese man who invented the camera lens has passed away. Rest in peace Zoo Min.

Question : Bakit ang aso tinawag na K9? Answer : Kasi kung K10 eh di pusa n un 🐱😁

Question Question.. Pag nasaktan ba yung unano?? Nag hihiganti din?? 🤣🤣🤣

Mister: Mahal nag announce gobyerno magbibigay sila ng 5 million sa pamilyang 5 anak. Misis: sayang 4 lng natin Mister: mahal wag ka magagalit may anak ako sa labas, kunin ko na sta para makuha tayo ng 5 million Misis: ah cge cge alis kana Pagbalik ni mister kasama na ang anak Mister: Mahal...

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over. 😂

Today, I asked my phone, “Siri, why am I still single?” It activated the front-facing camera.

Katakot naman hehe

Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur’s court? Sir Cumference. 😃😁

Question :How you turn pussycat into a fish? Answer : Don't wash it for few days... 😆

Lolo and Lola having thier breakfast in bed after s3x Lola : Alam mo hanggang ngayon nag-iinit pari ang dib dib ko sa ito Lolo : Paanong hindi iinit yan eh, nakasawsaw ang dede mo sa kape