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    Animal Joke - K9 Dog

    Question : Bakit ang aso tinawag na K9? Answer : Kasi kung K10 eh di pusa n un 🐱😁
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    Question Question ?

    Question Question.. Pag nasaktan ba yung unano?? Nag hihiganti din?? 🤣🤣🤣
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    5 million ayuda

    Mister: Mahal nag announce gobyerno magbibigay sila ng 5 million sa pamilyang 5 anak. Misis: sayang 4 lng natin Mister: mahal wag ka magagalit may anak ako sa labas, kunin ko na sta para makuha tayo ng 5 million Misis: ah cge cge alis kana Pagbalik ni mister kasama na ang anak Mister: Mahal...
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    Old lady at the bank

    Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over. 😂
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    Very Honest Siri

    Today, I asked my phone, “Siri, why am I still single?” It activated the front-facing camera.
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    Eto daw minimum

    Katakot naman hehe
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    King Arthur's Court

    Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur’s court? Sir Cumference. 😃😁
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    Cat into a fish transition

    Question :How you turn pussycat into a fish? Answer : Don't wash it for few days... 😆
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    LOLO'T LOLA after S3x

    Lolo and Lola having thier breakfast in bed after s3x Lola : Alam mo hanggang ngayon nag-iinit pari ang dib dib ko sa ito Lolo : Paanong hindi iinit yan eh, nakasawsaw ang dede mo sa kape
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    Boeing 747 Lavatory Complain

    Passengers on board a Boeing 747 flight began to complain about the aircraft’s new lavatory configuration, which included a window. A female passenger approached a cabin crew member and said that the aircraft lavatory should either have blinds or no window at all. The flight attendant then...
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    Utot Pick up Line

    Miss para sa akin isa kang utot, kasi natatakot akong pakawalan ka eh! 😂💩
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