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Today, I asked my phone, “Siri, why am I still single?” It activated the front-facing camera.

Katakot naman hehe

Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur’s court? Sir Cumference. 😃😁

Question :How you turn pussycat into a fish? Answer : Don't wash it for few days... 😆

Lolo and Lola having thier breakfast in bed after s3x Lola : Alam mo hanggang ngayon nag-iinit pari ang dib dib ko sa ito Lolo : Paanong hindi iinit yan eh, nakasawsaw ang dede mo sa kape

Passengers on board a Boeing 747 flight began to complain about the aircraft’s new lavatory configuration, which included a window. A female passenger approached a cabin crew member and said that the aircraft lavatory should either have blinds or no window at all. The flight attendant then...

Miss para sa akin isa kang utot, kasi natatakot akong pakawalan ka eh! 😂💩

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Haha sakit naman magpatattoo

What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race? You're toast!

Ako din po salamat fhaisalle09@gmail.com

Hello looking po ng Cánvá ρrø kahit may bayad po t.y. po

Salamat sir, bili nlng ako ng cooling pad