"Wake up princess, I'm tired of your useless ideals. It's gotten pathetic. What good are your happy ideals if you can't do anything to make them a reality? They're nothing but dreams, and your dreams don't stand a chance." — Crocodile
"There stood a high school boy, who for selfish reasons had twice beaten an elementary school girl unconscious, and had gotten all nihistically worked up about it. Actually, that's still me." — Koyomi Araragi
"You said that she's no different from us, right? So if we don't try to get to know her, she won't try to get to know us either. If we don't treat her as a friend, she won't treat us as her friends either, right?" — Haruhiro
"Little Hellsing chicky, I'm coming to find you. Come out and play, little Hellsing. It's going to be a lot of fun. We just want to torture you, kill you, maybe skull**** your corpse a couple of times, burn your house to the ground, go home, and ********te, okay?" — Jan Valentine
"What's been troubling me lately are these small farewells that make me feel a bit lonely. Brief meetings and farewells. I want to treasure each and every moment." — Takashi Natsume
"No matter what your power is, no matter how strong your opponent, lose once and it's over. That's the kind of world that's out there waiting for us. And once you lose, there's no do-overs." — Nagakura Imari
"To Temari It really doesn't matter to me if I ever become a chūnin or not, but I guess I shouldn't let myself be beaten by a female, so let's do it." — Nara Shikamaru