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"Is God evil? Is the Bible evil?"

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The web site evilbible.com endeavors to do two things: (1) demonstrate that the Bible is not the Word of God, but instead is only a book written by ā€œevilā€ men, and (2) disprove the God of Christianity. The arsenal it attempts to use to prove its assertions is one common to many other atheist web sites and publications. Supposed Bible contradictions are put on display, atrocities and immoral practices that are recorded within the pages of the Bible are referenced, and various philosophical and moral arguments are used to assert that the God of the Bible is an impossibility or at best not a God to be worshipped.

While a number of these specific arguments will be addressed in the sections that follow, certain topics on the evilbible.com web site that have already been thoroughly tackled on Gotquestions.org (e.g., slavery) will not be covered, but anyone wishing more information on those subjects is encouraged to review the material that already exists and which sufficiently answers evilbible.com’s charges in those areas. Instead, the focus of this article will be the three broad problems that cause nearly all (or perhaps all) of evilbible.com’s arguments to fail:

• A misunderstanding of God’s Word
• A misunderstanding of God’s character
• A misunderstanding of God’s creation

Let’s now review each of these issues and cite specific examples from evilbible.com’s web site that illustrate how and why their assertions against the Bible and God are false.

Is God evil? – A Misunderstanding of God’s Word

The first problem area for evilbible.com is a misunderstanding of God’s Word. In its efforts to attack the Bible, the evilbible.com web site makes two key assertions: 1) the Bible is full of horrible atrocities, and 2) the Bible is full of contradictions. As to the first point, evilbible.com is absolutely correct—the Bible is indeed full of atrocities and immoral behavior. From start to finish, the Bible records many terrible things, with the worst being the premeditated murder of the innocent and perfect Son of God. But where evilbible.com’s argument in this area falls flat is that they fail to understand that the Bible does not approve of everything it records. This is absolutely crucial to understand. For example, in Judges chapters 19 and 20, the Bible records the brutal rape and murder of a young woman who was a Levite’s concubine. Moreover, the actions of the Levite are less than honorable, and the crime results in a vicious civil war within the nation of Israel. But a careful reading of the text will show no approval of the actions that took place, and no commendation from God for the Levite’s behavior. So evilbible.com’s argument that atrocities being recorded in Scripture prove that it isn’t God’s Word simply does not hold up.

Another argument in this same vein on the evilbible.com web site focuses on the command of God for Abraham to sacrifice his son Isaac. Obviously, they claim, since God initiated this request, and human sacrifice is abhorrent, surely this proves the Bible is not anything produced by a loving and good God. But where evilbible.com’s argument in this area fails is that the web site’s writers don’t understand that God never intended for Abraham to sacrifice his son to Him; the story is a powerful narrative typology of God Himself sacrificing His own Son Jesus for the sins of mankind. And whereas Abraham was stopped by God from going through with his act, God Himself did not stay His own hand when it came to His Son, and the end result was salvation for all who would believe in Him.

With regard to point number two above, evilbible.com lists a number of supposed contradictions in the Bible they use to assert that the Bible is not inerrant but is instead a fallibly written book. When it comes to assertions of biblical contradictions, it should be noted that a number of good books on this subject address nearly every one (if not all) of evilbible.com’s claims. Second, it should not come as a surprise that non-Christians trip over the issues that evilbible.com brings to the table. The Bible is a spiritual book, and while it exhibits what is called perspicuity (clarity of E×ρréŔŔion) in regard to its core teachings, there are spiritual significance and lessons for much of what the Bible speaks about, and only those who have been quickened by God’s Spirit will arrive at their true meanings (You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.). For example, You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now. says, "Do not mate different kinds of animals. Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material." Critics look at this obscure Old Testament passage, laugh, and reach the conclusion that God doesn’t want people to wear wool and polyester blends. However, in this case God was using physical things to act as reminders of spiritual principles. He was telling Israel not to mix their pure religion with the pagan religions that literally surrounded them; they were not to be syncretistic, but instead they were to be devoted to the one true God and not assimilate other pagan teachings.

Spiritual lessons such as the above are found in a number of errors that evilbible.com makes. For example they argue for the following set of contradictions:

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven... earth... [or] water. - You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.

And thou shalt make two cherubims of gold, of beaten work shalt thou make them. - You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.

First, it should be noted that evilbible.com does not reference the proper book/chapter/verse in the first quote – it is actually You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.. That error aside, their argument fails because they quote the verse out of context; if one continues reading the next verse, the true reason for the prohibition is given: ā€œYou shall not worship them or serve them.ā€ The command of God to not make images concerned objects of worship, not objects used for decorative or educational purposes as You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now. records.

Another example of a supposed contradiction argued by evilbible.com in the New Testament is the following:

For by grace are ye saved through faith... not of works. - You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.

Ye see then how that by works a man is justified, and not by faith only. - You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.

Again, evilbible.com should not really be faulted for not understanding these two verses clearly; they are spiritual two sides to one coin. The Bible makes it clear that Christians are saved by faith alone. But the Bible also makes it clear that faith in the life of a true Christian is always evidenced by good works. Good works are not the means of salvation; they are the evidence and the proof of salvation. So to put them together in one sentence: Christians are saved by faith alone (You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.), but the faith that saves is not alone (You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.). True faith will always manifest good works; faith which does not evidence good works is a dead faith which cannot save (You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.). This principle is viewed elsewhere in Scripture, for example by Jesus, who referenced the fact that good trees bear good fruit, but bad trees yield bad fruit (You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.).

To summarize, we can see that evilbible.com’s claims of atrocities and contradictions in God’s Word simply do not hold water. There have always been critics who claim the Bible is wrong. For example, many used to maintain that the reigns and times of the Israelite kings were recorded in error (e.g., Joram-Jehoram), but then came Dr. Edwin Thiele’s book The Mysterious Numbers of the Hebrew Kings, which proved that they are indeed correct. In the end, the Bible always survives the challenges leveled against it.

Is God evil? – A Misunderstanding of God’s Character

The second problem is that evilbible.com suffers from a misunderstanding of God’s character. The web site routinely speaks of God as a tyrant and an unabashed killer. Evilbible.com takes the position of Socrates who once said that it is better to suffer injustice than to do it, better to be the victim than the perpetrator. Apparently the site’s writers would be more comfortable with God if He were a victim rather than a sovereign. In making such assertions, evilbible.com also follows the lead of atheist Robert Wilson who wrote, ā€œThe Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes God as a mass murderer.ā€ In addition, evilbible.com charges that God is the creator of evil and wickedness, and therefore asserts that God cannot be the holy and righteous deity described in the Bible. In theology, this is the problem of theodicy, which is the branch of theology that vindicates God’s divine attributes (particularly holiness and justice) in the face of the existence of physical and moral evil.

With respect to the first assertion—that God is a tyrannical murderer of the innocent—evilbible.com displays a gross misunderstanding of history, which compounds their misunderstanding of God’s character. Referencing Old Testament accounts of God imposing judgment on various cultures and peoples, evilbible.com says:

ā€œThe people slaughtered in the Old Testament were almost uniformly blameless (with a few exceptions, of course for instance, the Sodomites violated the conventions of hospitality.)ā€

It is interesting to note that this absurd statement—that the sin of Sodom was a lack of hospitality, a position straight out the homosexual activists’ handbook—is completely illogical. The statement asserts that God was justified in ā€œslaughteringā€ the people of Sodom because they were inhospitable. Yet they go on to claim He was not justified in punishing cultures who practiced true wickedness. And when, incidentally, has anyone who displayed a lack of hospitality ever been referred to as a Sodomite? The sin of Sodom was gross immorality and violent homosexuality, as You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now. accurately records.

The claim that those God punished were ā€œuniformly blamelessā€ is completely without merit and historically inaccurate. The Bible records the exact opposite about the peoples whom God acted upon in judgment. A few examples include:

ā€œAfter the LORD your God has driven them out before you, do not say to yourself, ā€˜The LORD has brought me here to take possession of this land because of my righteousness.’ No, it is on account of the wickedness of these nations that the LORD is going to drive them out before you. It is not because of your righteousness or your integrity that you are going in to take possession of their land; but on account of the wickedness of these nations, the LORD your God will drive them out before you, to accomplish what he swore to your fathers, to Abraham, Isaac and Jacobā€ (You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now., emphasis added).

ā€œAnyone who does these things is detestable to the LORD, and because of these detestable practices the LORD your God will drive out those nations before you. You must be blameless before the LORD your Godā€ (You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now., emphasis added).

"Do not defile yourselves in any of these ways, because this is how the nations that I am going to drive out before you became defiled. Even the land was defiled; so I punished it for its sin, and the land vomited out its inhabitants" (You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now., emphasis added).

Evilbible.com overlooks the historical evidences that these nations and cultures practiced the very things that evilbible.com decries as morally reprehensible. As just one example, the Assyrians who inhabited Nineveh during the time of Jonah were an incredibly barbaric and cruel people. When archaeologists uncovered Nineveh, the TV specials produced from their work had to be filtered because the evidence of brutality was so great. The discoveries unearthed facts such as how the Assyrians used to slowly impale their victims by sliding them down sharp poles, and that they also made handbags from their victim’s skins. In a stone pillar found at Nineveh, one Assyrian ruler boasted of ā€œnobles I flayedā€ and ā€œthree thousand captives I burned with fire. I left not one hostage alive. I cut off the hands and feet of some. I cut off the noses, ears and fingers of others. The eyes of numerous soldiers I put out. Maidens I burned as a holocaust.ā€ Such things certainly speak against evilbible.com’s claims that the people who fell under God’s judgment were innocent. Other examples include the inhabitants of Jericho who history has shown practiced child sacrifice, cultic prostitution, and much more.

Evilbible.com also overlooks the patience of God in dealing with such people. God always waited for the nations who ultimately experienced judgment to turn from their despicable ways and always warned them of the judgment that was coming. The book of Jonah describes God’s patience with the Ninevites, who finally did turn from their evil ways and avoided destruction. Other peoples and cultures could have repented of their sins, but they chose not to. As an example, the people of Amalek (described in 1 Samuel) routinely attempted to commit genocide against Israel, but were given 400 years by God to repent. But Amalek continued to commit their atrocities against Israel and so God judged them via Saul and the Israeli army.

Evilbible.com does not stop to consider that if one were to catapult the practices, genocide, and barbarism of these cultures/peoples into the 21st century and broadcast it around the world via CNN, there would most certainly be a global outcry for severe military action and punishment. And if modern, ā€œenlightenedā€ man would call for such severe judgment against such atrocities, why should evilbible.com criticize God for carrying out the same thing?

Lastly, in regard to evilbible.com’s claim that God is creator of evil, they present the following rationale and verse from the King James Version to support their position:

ā€œGod Is The Creator Of Evil: Secondly, I want to reinforce the fact that God is indeed the creator of evil. Please read verse You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.. ā€˜I form the light and create darkness. I make peace and create evil. I the lord do all these things.ā€ The Christian God outright claims that he is indeed the source of evil. So how can he then claim to be sinless?ā€

In evilbible.com’s defense, the verse from You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now. has been misunderstood by many people, primarily because of a poor translation in the King James Bible (and ASV). Parts of the book of Isaiah are of the poetry genre, and there is a literary technique used at times in Hebrew poetry called antithetical parallelism which sets two thoughts in complete contrast to one another, which is exactly what is happening in You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.. For example, if you were asked what the opposition of ā€œlightā€ is, you would likely respond ā€œdarkness,ā€ which is what You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now. says. But if you were asked what the opposite of ā€œpeaceā€ is, would you respond ā€œevilā€? No, you likely wouldn’t. This is why nearly all other translations of this verse (including the New King James Version) translate the word ā€œcalamityā€ or something similar, as that is what the antithetical structure of the verse mandates. God does not bring moral evil upon anyone, but He does bring about calamity and disaster upon those who oppose Him, but such a thing does not make Him evil; it makes Him a just and righteous God.

So, in the end, the above examples (and others present on the web site) show how a misunderstanding of history and wrong biblical interpretation lead to the wrong conclusion about God’s character.

Is God evil? – A Misunderstanding of God’s Creation

The last broad issue found on the evilbible.com web site is a misunderstanding of God’s creation, which manifests itself most in the problem of evilbible.com borrowing from the Christian moral worldview to carry out its arguments against God and the Bible instead of using its own atheistic foundation. In essence, evilbible.com invokes a Christian framework to deny the Christian God, a technique that is irrational and disingenuous, to say the least. For example, evilbible.com declares:

ā€œIt violates my morality to worship a hypocritical, judgmental, self righteous murderer.ā€

Here’s the problem with making such a statement: without God, evilbible.com has no real foundation for the morality it claims, no moral framework from which to attack God. Why is this the case? Because before a person can call something bad (as evilbible.com does God and the Bible), a person must know what good is. But before a person can call something good, he must have a moral framework to distinguish between good and bad. But before someone can have a moral framework to distinguish good and bad, he must have absolute moral laws to build that framework. But before a person can have absolute moral laws, he must have an absolute moral Lawgiver (laws don’t give themselves). Now the atheists have backed themselves into a corner, because the only absolute moral Lawgiver you can have is God. This is why intellectually honest atheists, such as Richard Dawkins, rightly understand that an atheist can’t ever call anything bad or good —the atheist foundation doesn’t support such a stance. In his book, River out of Eden, he writes, ā€œHumans have always wondered about the meaning of life...life has no higher purpose than to perpetuate the survival of DNA . . . life has no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifferenceā€ (emphasis added).

Since, being atheists, the writers of evilbible.com cannot be intellectually honest and use the term ā€œevil,ā€ they should rename their web site to something that is not prefaced with the word ā€œevil.ā€ All evilbible.com can assert is what atheist evolutionist William Provine calls ā€œapproximate morals,ā€ but they can never have ethics that are globally, eternally, and universally binding upon everyone, and thus cannot call anything evil.

Another misunderstanding of God’s creation is exhibited in evilbible.com’s claim that God Himself is impossible. Evilbible.com puts forth a variety of common arguments against God, but the overall theme is that creation as we know it refutes the existence of the God described in the Bible. Here again the argument of the existence of evil is used to reject God. Evilbible.com wrongly rejects the argument of free will being the catalyst of evil (which it is/was) and mistakenly rejects the fact that, yes, there is evil in this world, but perhaps God has a good reason for permitting it. Jesus dying on the cross appeared on the surface to be the epitome of gratuitous evil, but out of that event, mankind was redeemed from the misery it finds itself in. God’s gift of freedom, and the misuse of that freedom, clearly explains the moral evil we experience. As Augustine said, ā€œSuch is the generosity of God’s goodness that He has not refrained from creating even that creature which He foreknew would not only sin, but remain in the will to sin. As a runaway horse is better than a stone which does not run away because it lacks self-movement and sense perception, so the creature is more excellent which sins by free will than that which does not sin only because it has no free will.ā€

Moreover, evilbible.com posits God is impossible because of supposed contradictions in His nature that do not match the world, yet they are perfectly happy to accept that an impersonal, amoral, meaningless, purposeless universe accidentally created personal beings who are obsessed with morality, meaning, and purpose in life. If, as they argue, a cause must resemble its effect, then what explanation do they give for this contradiction? Mindless matter has no way of producing mind or anything similar.

The fact is, the Being who is the cause of everything in the universe perfectly mirrors the God described in the Bible. This is evidenced by what one can infer just from the fact of creation alone:

• He must be supernatural in nature (as He created time and space).
• He must be powerful (incredibly).
• He must be eternal (self-existent, because there is no infinite regress of causes).
• He must be omnipresent (he created space and is not limited by it).
• He must be timeless and changeless (He created time).
• He must be immaterial because He transcends space/physical.
• He must be personal (the impersonal can’t create personality).
• He must be necessary as everything else depends on Him.
• He must be infinite and singular as you cannot have two infinites.
• He must be diverse yet have unity as unity and diversity exist in nature.
• He must be intelligent (supremely). Only a cognitive being can produce cognitive beings.
• He must be purposeful as He deliberately created everything.
• He must be moral (no moral law can be had without a giver).
• He must be caring (or no moral laws would have been given).
The Judeo-Christian God perfectly fits this profile.

Is God evil? – Conclusion

A misunderstanding of God’s Word, His character, and His creation all result in the argumentation errors found on evilbible.com. A fitting summation of their stance is this statement made on their web site:

ā€œI don’t think I could ever complete a whole list as to what I find objectionable regarding the bible.ā€

For certain, there are apparent difficulties that arise when one begins studying the Bible. But a person should not assume God doesn’t exist and/or the Bible is in error just because he encounters a problem in the Bible that he can’t immediately understand or explain. The scientist doesn’t throw out science just because he/she sees something in the physical world he can’t immediately explain. Neither should we do the same with theology or the study of Scripture. Misunderstandings like those committed by evilbible.com are the result of not thoroughly investigating matters or dismissing a belief based on a presupposition that is buried deep in a person’s heart or lifestyle (or both). And the danger in both cases is something Pascal warned about many years ago: ā€œPeople almost invariably arrive at their beliefs not on the basis of proof but on the basis of what they find attractive.ā€ What self-described atheists find attractive about denying God is that they think if they deny Him, they will never have to deal with Him in any way. Sadly, they couldn’t be more wrong.

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Patayan dahil nililinis ng Diyos ang mundo at inaalis ang masasamang kaharian na lumalaban sa bansang Israel.

Ganyan din ang gagawin Niya sa mga huling araw. Ang Amerika with NATO laban sa Russia at ang Amerika with ally laban sa China.

VICTORY IS OF THE LORD! GOD BLESS ISRAEL.
This is why people love duterte
 
Wawasakin ng Diyos ang di Kanya yung mga sumasamba sa diyus diyosan tulad ni Baal at ni Zeus.

Kaya tinatawagan ko ang mga kababayan na gumising tayo at wag magtitiwala sa mga inanyuhan dahil siguradong babagsak ang kahatulan ng Diyos!
 
Mas marami pa ngang patayan sa bible kaysa sa quoran eh Bible Holy Religous Wars kill millions of people while

Quoran acts as self defense against Internal Struggles and World Destruction :)

Kill one save the thousands
Pero malaki ang kaparihas ng Quran at bible parihpariho silang nonsense ito may copy paste ako

  • 5:60 those who incurred the curse of Allah and his wrath, those of whom some He transformed into apes and swine, those who worshiped evil

god turns people into monkeys and pigs? LOL

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4:160 For wrongdoing on the part of the Jews, We made unlawful for them [certain] good foods which had been lawful to them, for their averting from the way of Allah

God forced the Jews to stop eating some foods? ROFL

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7:137 And We destroyed [all] that Pharaoh and his people were producing and what they had been building.

Lhow are there dozens of pyramids STILL here?

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13:13 and Allah sends thunderbolts and strikes therewith whom He wills while they dispute about Allah ; and He is severe in assault.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA god strikes people with lightening? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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16:66 And indeed, for you in grazing livestock is a lesson. We give you drink from what is in their bellies - between excretion and blood - pure milk, palatable to drinkers.

LOL milk is synthesized in the mammary gland, no where near the belly


I could keep going for paragraphs

IF you think that an all powerful and knowing god told Muhammad this stuff you are probably retarded and should seek medical help.
 
Pero malaki ang kaparihas ng Quran at bible parihpariho silang nonsense ito may copy paste ako

  • 5:60 those who incurred the curse of Allah and his wrath, those of whom some He transformed into apes and swine, those who worshiped evil

god turns people into monkeys and pigs? LOL

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4:160 For wrongdoing on the part of the Jews, We made unlawful for them [certain] good foods which had been lawful to them, for their averting from the way of Allah

God forced the Jews to stop eating some foods? ROFL

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7:137 And We destroyed [all] that Pharaoh and his people were producing and what they had been building.

Lhow are there dozens of pyramids STILL here?

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13:13 and Allah sends thunderbolts and strikes therewith whom He wills while they dispute about Allah ; and He is severe in assault.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA god strikes people with lightening? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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16:66 And indeed, for you in grazing livestock is a lesson. We give you drink from what is in their bellies - between excretion and blood - pure milk, palatable to drinkers.

LOL milk is synthesized in the mammary gland, no where near the belly


I could keep going for paragraphs

IF you think that an all powerful and knowing god told Muhammad this stuff you are probably retarded and should seek medical help.
bro the equilibrium in this world is destroyed by religions so don't make fun of them if you see muslims try doing that and your killed but try to state some facts we all open minded you see

PEACE AND HARMONY ALL HAIL TO GODS
 
hey does Jesus Christ can't strike lightning?

so maybe hes not a GOD it come from your mouth

Our God has powers ya know and rules that which he forbid people
 
Genesis 1:6

"And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters."

Basically, God decided to create the sky (a solid dome - "hard as a molten mirror"), so that there was something separating all that damn water which the entire universe is made of. The sky occasionally opens it's windows so that some water can come through - this is why it rains.
Essentially, when NASA launch their rockets, they go "bonk!" against the sky dome and fall back down again, and the reason nobody has been on Mars is because they all drowned on the way.


Genesis 1:16

"And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also."

It all sounds well and good, doesn't it? God makes the sun to light the day, and the moon for night-time. Yes, it would indeed be all well and good, if he hadn't already created and named light, dark, day and night two days ago.
...Yes, I'm just as confused as you. It would seem that God finished creating days on the third day... So where the hell did the first two come from?


Genesis 6:13

"And God said unto Noah, The end of all flesh is come before me; for the earth is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the earth."

There's a lot of violence in the world these days. God knew, though, that the best way to end violence is to kill every living thing.


Exodus 4:2-3

"And the LORD said unto him, What is that in thine hand? And he said, A rod. And he said, Cast it on the ground. And he cast it on the ground, and it became a serpent; and Moses fled from before it."

What's that you got in your hand? A stick? Put it down on the floor. Go on, just do it. HAH! NOW IT'S A SNAKE! Didn't ****ing see that coming at all did you!! Hahah!!! Wait, come back!


Numbers 23:22

"God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn."

Unicorn power!!


Deuteronomy 22:10

"Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together."

It's just irritating. Like odd socks, or different brands of battery.


Deuteronomy 23:1

"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD."

No-one gets into heaven without a cock 'n' balls. You should see what customs is like.


Deuteronomy 25:11

"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her."

One of God's random laws he likes to decide on from time to time. "By the way, if you get into a fight with your mate, and your mate's wife shows up and grabs one of you by the balls, cut off her hand. Stupid bitch."


1 Samuel 6:4-5

"Then said they, What shall be the trespass offering which we shall return to him? They answered, Five golden emerods, and five golden mice, according to the number of the lords of the Philistines: for one plague was on you all, and on your lords. Wherefore ye shall make images of your emerods, and images of your mice that mar the land; and ye shall give glory unto the God of Israel: peradventure he will lighten his hand from off you, and from off your gods, and from off your land."

Basically, God was pissed off at the Philistines, so he gave them all hemorrhoids up their arses (and other places are implied, "in their secret parts" is the wording used). In order to redeem themselves he demands they make him five golden hemorrhoids. I'm dead ****ing serious.


1 Samuel 18:27

"Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife."

if u want to be retarded here it also in bible
 
David buys King Saul's daughter with 200 foreskins. Saul had quoted him only 100, but David was feeling generous. There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's...
...All I can say is thank god for gold coins and paper money.


2 Samuel 22:9-11

"There went up a smoke out of his nostrils, and fire out of his mouth devoured: coals were kindled by it. He bowed the heavens also, and came down; and darkness was under his feet. And he rode upon a cherub, and did fly: and he was seen upon the wings of the wind."

For somebody so homophobic, God's pretty flamboyant. Am I the only one who finds this image absolutely bloody hilarious? An old, bearded man, riding a flying baby, with smoke blowing out of his nose. How intimidating!


1 Kings 11:3

"And he had seven hundred wives, princesses, and three hundred concubines: and his wives turned away his heart."

King Solomon, I can't decide if he was the luckiest or most unlucky man in the world. They say that when women live together, their menstrual cycles syncronize. Could you imagine it?! And you thought hell was the scariest part of the Bible.


Isaiah 7:20

"In the same day shall the Lord shave with a razor that is hired, namely, by them beyond the river, by the king of Assyria, the head, and the hair of the feet: and it shall also consume the beard."

Oh if only it were that innocent - "feet" is a Biblical euphamism here - God is going to shave your balls. No wonder they always have a collection plate at church - God can't even afford his own razor.


Malachi 2:3

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it."

You better behave or else god is going to mess up your ***** and shit all over your face.


Leviticus 14:6-7

"As for the living bird, he shall take it , and the cedar wood, and the scarlet, and the hyssop, and shall dip them and the living bird in the blood of the bird that was killed over the running water: And he shall sprinkle upon him that is to be cleansed from the leprosy seven times, and shall pronounce him clean, and shall let the living bird loose into the open field."

Yahweh (God)'s 10 easy steps to cure leprosy:
Get two birds.
Kill one.
Dip the living one in the blood of the dead one.
Sprinkle the blood on the leper seven times.
Free the bird soaked in blood.
Find a lamb and kill that.
Wipe some of it's blood on the patient's right ear, thumb and big toe.
Sprinkle seven times with oil and wipe some of the oil on the same places as the lamb's blood.
Repeat.
Finally, sacrifice two doves.

Fun.


Numbers 22:28-30

"And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times? And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee. And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? And he said, Nay."

I assume we're talking about Donkeys here, though? Ah, that's better then. Wait - Donkeys don't talk. Perhaps this was an exception? Well, possibly, but Balaam doesn't seem in the slightest bit surprised that his Donkey is talking to him.
But noo, apparently God was doing it. Yes, God was talking through an ass. Much like his followers do today.


Numbers 18:3

"And they shall keep thy charge, and the charge of all the tabernacle: only they shall not come nigh the vessels of the sanctuary and the altar, that neither they, nor ye also, die."

Stay away from holy places, particularly churches. If you go near them, god will kill you. But if you don't go to church the same happens, right?


Numbers 22:9

"And God came unto Balaam, and said, What men are these with thee?"

I made every person, I know every single thing, but... Who the **** are they?


Matthew 12:40

"For as
 
may warning ako dahil sa thread na to, salamat! lalo na dun sa moderator
boss paano nakikita yung warning? baka meron din ako :)
Allahu Ahkbar.. Allah is the thruth in the life destroy all religion occupied the world of islam because the world is becoming evil :)

We obliterate the evil world in the name of Allah we are divine as his people we can go to heaven by repulsing infidels

ALLAHU AHKBAR JOIN US :d
boss baka ma warningan karin english tagalog only dito boss edit mo nalang baka makita ng staff :)
 
bro the equilibrium in this world is destroyed by religions so don't make fun of them if you see muslims try doing that and your killed but try to state some facts we all open minded you see

PEACE AND HARMONY ALL HAIL TO GODS
Hmmm ganon ba tol kaya nga nakaka umay para sa akin ang religion papatay ng tao dahilan lang sa paniniwalang faith lang sapat na

Sabagay sa mga sagot mo hatalang may maganda ka namang isasagot dikatulad ng ibang theist

Well kung fact ang pag babasihan science will provide you a tons of it sabi mo open minded ka so lets discuss evolution

Pero yun ay kung gusto mo ?
Open din ako about sa pinag lalaban mo pm lang kung gusto mo sasagot ako at mag tatanong

Wag dito sa thread pm lang
 
Respeto nalang sa ibat ibang paniniwala, ang hilig kasi mangielam ng ibang relihiyon sa katoliko. Kung saan nyo gusto edi duon kayo pero walang pakielamanan
makiki alam po ako dahil ito ang paniniwala ko at alam ko ito ang tama dahil kapag hindi naki alam ang tao sa ibang tao na mali ang ginagawa usually yung taong mali ang ginagawa ay mapapahamak kahit i halintulad mo yan sa pang araw araw na buhay natin dito sa mundo ganyan ang mangyayare lahat tayo ay magkakapatid kaya dapat kung may mali ang kapatid mo ipilit mo na mali siya tulad ng ginagawa natin ngayon pero sino nga ba ang tama sa ating dalawa? diyan papasok ang bible basahin niyo po kung tama bang gumawa ng imahe ng mga nasa langit o hindi pare pareho lang po tayo ng religion pareho lang po tayo ng sinasamba at parepareho lang po tayong umaasa sa bible tulad ng mga pari,pastor,ministro unless yung bible ay modified kaya best bible ay ang king james version(year 1611)
hindi ka pa ba nakatanggap? may darating na message sayo paps,
thanks boss pero hindi ko pansin eh kung sanang may makikita sa profile ko na warning :100 mas madali makita :)
 
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