PHProfessora Akira
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Best things about being a short girl
1. You very rarely have to worry about being taller than your crush.
2. You can save money when buying clothes and/or shoes by shopping in the kid’s section.
3. Your old clothes from when you were a teenager make for the perfect dress-up party attire now.
4. You never have to worry about bumping your head or ducking to get under things.
5. Heels were basically made for you.
6. You’re small enough for people to piggy back, which is great on a night out when you can’t be bothered walking anymore.
7. You're good in playing limbo and hide and seek.
8. You're good from hiding people if awkward situations arise.
9. You never have to worry about being that inconsiderate person blocking someone’s view at a concert or cinema.
10. You can pretty much sleep in any bed and be comfortable. Even a single.
11. And when you’re travelling you generally have a lot more leg room than your taller companions.
12. Generally speaking, people seem to think you’re a lot younger than you are. Which is great when you hit your twenties.
13. You’re an expert crowd weaver. It’s because people don’t usually see you until you’re already past them.
14. And you’re also a skilled climber. It comes from all that practicing at supermarkets when you’re trying to reach things on the top shelf.
15. Which basically means you’re great at getting what you want and not letting obstacles deter you.
16. Short girls will always be the prettiest.
17. Forehead kisses are more romantic.
18. Short girls and tall boys are perfect match.
19. Every shirt can become a dress.
Count me in
1. You very rarely have to worry about being taller than your crush.
2. You can save money when buying clothes and/or shoes by shopping in the kid’s section.
3. Your old clothes from when you were a teenager make for the perfect dress-up party attire now.
4. You never have to worry about bumping your head or ducking to get under things.
5. Heels were basically made for you.
6. You’re small enough for people to piggy back, which is great on a night out when you can’t be bothered walking anymore.
7. You're good in playing limbo and hide and seek.
8. You're good from hiding people if awkward situations arise.
9. You never have to worry about being that inconsiderate person blocking someone’s view at a concert or cinema.
10. You can pretty much sleep in any bed and be comfortable. Even a single.
11. And when you’re travelling you generally have a lot more leg room than your taller companions.
12. Generally speaking, people seem to think you’re a lot younger than you are. Which is great when you hit your twenties.
13. You’re an expert crowd weaver. It’s because people don’t usually see you until you’re already past them.
14. And you’re also a skilled climber. It comes from all that practicing at supermarkets when you’re trying to reach things on the top shelf.
15. Which basically means you’re great at getting what you want and not letting obstacles deter you.
16. Short girls will always be the prettiest.
17. Forehead kisses are more romantic.
18. Short girls and tall boys are perfect match.
19. Every shirt can become a dress.
Count me in
