PHFrom the Comedy - Gag show "How i Met Your Mother". CBS- USA
Bro Code - The Bro Code is a set of rules, seemingly started by Barney. A published version of the book, first shown in The Goat is now available in paperback and audiobook. The published version was written by Barney Stinson with Matt Kuhn.
History
In the year 1776, Benjamin Franklin and George Washington were having a drink in Philadelphia when Franklin accused Washington of "codpiece block[ing]" him. Washington remarked there was no rule against it and Franklin insisted that there should be. Barnabus Stinson stepped in and offered to write this collection of rules when Washington and Franklin each said they were too busy. The first article mentioned referred to the avoidance of eye contact during a devil's THREEWAY.
Articles
The following articles were mentioned in The Goat, the episode that introduced the Bro Code as a book.
Article 1 - Bros before hoes.
Article 89** - The mom of a Bro is always off-limits. But the step-mom of a Bro is fair game if she initiates it and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard print clothing
Article 34 - Bros cannot make eye contact during a devil's threeway
Article 150* - No *** with your Bro's ex. (unless granted permission)
Article 87** - A Bro shall at all times say "yes"
Article 29** - A Bro shall always alert another Bro of any girl fight
Article 53**- A Bro will, whenever possible, provide a bro with protection
Article 150**- A bro never dates a bro's ex-girlfriend (unless granted permission)
Article 149** - A bro pretends to like cigars
Article 35 - A bro never rents a chick flick
Article 75 - A bro saves a bro from his ex
Article 85 - A bro saves a bro from the friend zone
Article 69 - duh
Article 12 - Bros do not share dessert
Article 8 - A bro never sends a greeting card to another bro
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Bro Code - The Bro Code is a set of rules, seemingly started by Barney. A published version of the book, first shown in The Goat is now available in paperback and audiobook. The published version was written by Barney Stinson with Matt Kuhn.
History
In the year 1776, Benjamin Franklin and George Washington were having a drink in Philadelphia when Franklin accused Washington of "codpiece block[ing]" him. Washington remarked there was no rule against it and Franklin insisted that there should be. Barnabus Stinson stepped in and offered to write this collection of rules when Washington and Franklin each said they were too busy. The first article mentioned referred to the avoidance of eye contact during a devil's THREEWAY.
Articles
The following articles were mentioned in The Goat, the episode that introduced the Bro Code as a book.
Article 1 - Bros before hoes.
Article 89** - The mom of a Bro is always off-limits. But the step-mom of a Bro is fair game if she initiates it and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard print clothing
Article 34 - Bros cannot make eye contact during a devil's threeway
Article 150* - No *** with your Bro's ex. (unless granted permission)
Article 87** - A Bro shall at all times say "yes"
Article 29** - A Bro shall always alert another Bro of any girl fight
Article 53**- A Bro will, whenever possible, provide a bro with protection
Article 150**- A bro never dates a bro's ex-girlfriend (unless granted permission)
Article 149** - A bro pretends to like cigars
Article 35 - A bro never rents a chick flick
Article 75 - A bro saves a bro from his ex
Article 85 - A bro saves a bro from the friend zone
Article 69 - duh
Article 12 - Bros do not share dessert
Article 8 - A bro never sends a greeting card to another bro
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